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testrun_box2014-03-12 04:41 pm
keep_your_dignity) wrote in testrun_box2014-03-12 04:41 pm
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NOW APPROACHES THE WRITING BE DESCRIBED AS "TEST RUN"
1
[Walking past the offices late at night, you may see a light on. If you follow it, you are treated to a rather amusing sight. It seems that Kagura is filling up paperwork, as it's required of an officer of her ranking. Being an eight foot combat robot, however, the pen looks positively ridiculous in her hand, as if she was trying to write with a tiny toothpick - as does her hunched posture to try to write on the too small for her desk. A closer look reveals a pile of broken pens at the feet of the desk, so perhaps she's having as much trouble as it seems.
Then suddenly she gets up and kicks the solid oak table clean across the room in frustration, then stands there. Even with her lack of face, it's pretty obvious that the robot officer is pretty fed up with whatever bureaucracy she's having to fill out. Also that she hasn't seen you yet, since she tries to not have these outbursts where people can see her.
Want to cheer her up, give her a hand, laugh at her?]
2
[You made a remark on something being cute. Perhaps it was a performance, another teammate, an idol, or even clothing. Whatever it was, the synthesized voice of Kagura pops up]
AND THAT IS GOOD, IS IT. THINGS LIKE CUTE, OR BEAUTIFUL, ARE JUST WHAT PEOPLE CALL THINGS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY ACTUAL, USEFUL QUALITIES.
[Man, Kagura, you are such a downer.]
3
[Fight time!
The fight against mutual enemies has been pretty tough, and you've been about holding out for most of it. Things are starting to turn around, though - it looks like we are regaining the upper hand at last and have some more room to breathe! Surely now it's time for an heroic charge to finish this! What does Kagura say?]
BEGIN AN ORDERLY RETREAT. I REPEAT, WE ARE RETREATING.
[Wait what?]
[Walking past the offices late at night, you may see a light on. If you follow it, you are treated to a rather amusing sight. It seems that Kagura is filling up paperwork, as it's required of an officer of her ranking. Being an eight foot combat robot, however, the pen looks positively ridiculous in her hand, as if she was trying to write with a tiny toothpick - as does her hunched posture to try to write on the too small for her desk. A closer look reveals a pile of broken pens at the feet of the desk, so perhaps she's having as much trouble as it seems.
Then suddenly she gets up and kicks the solid oak table clean across the room in frustration, then stands there. Even with her lack of face, it's pretty obvious that the robot officer is pretty fed up with whatever bureaucracy she's having to fill out. Also that she hasn't seen you yet, since she tries to not have these outbursts where people can see her.
Want to cheer her up, give her a hand, laugh at her?]
2
[You made a remark on something being cute. Perhaps it was a performance, another teammate, an idol, or even clothing. Whatever it was, the synthesized voice of Kagura pops up]
AND THAT IS GOOD, IS IT. THINGS LIKE CUTE, OR BEAUTIFUL, ARE JUST WHAT PEOPLE CALL THINGS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY ACTUAL, USEFUL QUALITIES.
[Man, Kagura, you are such a downer.]
3
[Fight time!
The fight against mutual enemies has been pretty tough, and you've been about holding out for most of it. Things are starting to turn around, though - it looks like we are regaining the upper hand at last and have some more room to breathe! Surely now it's time for an heroic charge to finish this! What does Kagura say?]
BEGIN AN ORDERLY RETREAT. I REPEAT, WE ARE RETREATING.
[Wait what?]
no subject
[With that, Kagura fires the HALO system, more of less setting the air on plasma in the area between our group and the enemy. Then she turns and begins hightailing away like hell before the shockwaves settle, with the rest of her men following at top speed]
I HAVE SURVIVED FOR YEARS OF THIS. I HAVE NO INTENTION TO DIE ANY TIME SOON. NOW LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEIR SENSORS UNSCRAMBLE. MOVE MOVE MOVE.