Brave New World potential!

[willbethebest]

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[You were looking so forwards to your lunch, so it's something of a disappointment to find out that your lunch has gone missing from the countertop you had it on just a minute ago.

That window wasn't open a minute ago, was it? Even if it was, it DEFINITELY didn't have a monferno tail hanging down from above it.]

-2-

[The other day, you got in a fight with Wukong. Not like an argument, a proper fight with punching and hurting. Whatever the cause of it, he seems to have gotten over it, and is all smiles once more.]

Hey you were pretty strong! I think we could be friends! What was that move where you were like:

[Elaborate fighting gestures and noises.]

It was crazy and I want to learn how to do it!

-3-

[The last hour or two has been spent trying to teach Wukong manners for some important purpose. Possibly to avoid a diplomatic incident, possibly because he asked for help. Either way...
Bless him, he's trying, but this isn't an experience that either of you are enjoying. Eventually he flops on his back and grabs his head in frustration.]

Everything was so much simpler in the jungle! Why you gotta make everything so complicated?

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[carrotandrod]

[Dylas was going to have a nice lunch when he sees... crumbs]

Oi! Who the hell...

[His ears twitches as he realizes the window was open and that wasn't an ivy swaying in the wind]

HEY!

[And he tries to grab for the tail]

[willbethebest]

[Dylas rolls a nat 20 on his initiative check and gets it, releasing an ungraceful yelp of dismay from above. He also gets to watch his lunch go flying off the roof and scatter across the street below.]

OW!

[carrotandrod]

[The shifter reached out to try to snatch the falling sashimi, missing it by inches]

Ah-!

[He watches with great dismay as his lunch - the one he made by hand! - fell, plate shattering, too stunned to let go of Wukong's tail]

That was my lunch...

[willbethebest]

Ah!

[Wukong watches with equal dismay.]

Now what am I gonna eat...

[carrotandrod]

How about something you made yourself?

[Dylas lets go of the tail, arms folded over his chest crossly]

Who told you it was okay to just take things that didn't belong to you?

[willbethebest]

If you wanted it that badly you shoulda kept a closer eye on it.

[carrotandrod]

Oi... that's because I didn't think someone would go through the effort to climb up and take it.

[willbethebest]

Next time you'll know to be more careful! I gotta figure out something else to eat, now.