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testrun_box2014-03-12 08:47 pm
willbethebest) wrote in testrun_box2014-03-12 08:47 pm
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Brave New World potential!
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[You were looking so forwards to your lunch, so it's something of a disappointment to find out that your lunch has gone missing from the countertop you had it on just a minute ago.
That window wasn't open a minute ago, was it? Even if it was, it DEFINITELY didn't have a monferno tail hanging down from above it.]
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[The other day, you got in a fight with Wukong. Not like an argument, a proper fight with punching and hurting. Whatever the cause of it, he seems to have gotten over it, and is all smiles once more.]
Hey you were pretty strong! I think we could be friends! What was that move where you were like:
[Elaborate fighting gestures and noises.]
It was crazy and I want to learn how to do it!
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[The last hour or two has been spent trying to teach Wukong manners for some important purpose. Possibly to avoid a diplomatic incident, possibly because he asked for help. Either way...
Bless him, he's trying, but this isn't an experience that either of you are enjoying. Eventually he flops on his back and grabs his head in frustration.]
Everything was so much simpler in the jungle! Why you gotta make everything so complicated?
[You were looking so forwards to your lunch, so it's something of a disappointment to find out that your lunch has gone missing from the countertop you had it on just a minute ago.
That window wasn't open a minute ago, was it? Even if it was, it DEFINITELY didn't have a monferno tail hanging down from above it.]
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[The other day, you got in a fight with Wukong. Not like an argument, a proper fight with punching and hurting. Whatever the cause of it, he seems to have gotten over it, and is all smiles once more.]
Hey you were pretty strong! I think we could be friends! What was that move where you were like:
[Elaborate fighting gestures and noises.]
It was crazy and I want to learn how to do it!
-3-
[The last hour or two has been spent trying to teach Wukong manners for some important purpose. Possibly to avoid a diplomatic incident, possibly because he asked for help. Either way...
Bless him, he's trying, but this isn't an experience that either of you are enjoying. Eventually he flops on his back and grabs his head in frustration.]
Everything was so much simpler in the jungle! Why you gotta make everything so complicated?
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Surely it helps if I'm hungry too!
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You're a monkey! What the hell?
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No, forget that! The important thing is, that's MY lunch you have there! Find your own one!
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[In response to her demand, though, Wukong takes another bite.]
But it's so tasty.
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[Chris rushes in and tries to grab her lunch!]
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That's it! Say hello to your maker, monkey boy!
[Missiles emerge from armor on Chris's legs - wait, she can do that? Anyway they fly off into the air and explode around the roof, not hitting anyone but causing a lot of chaos and building damage.
During this distraction, the girl herself will leap forward at her food. She sure can jump!]