Ain't no time like the 80's-For SRWU, Iczer-1

[nagisa_custom]

1. [There's a new girl on base! And how does she occupy her time here?]
TORIYAAAA-!

[By kicking the snot out of a sandbag in the gym! For a generic highschooler, she sure loves working out!]

2.


Ummm....

[For some reason, Nagisa is holding up an outfit-with a tiny miniskirt, of the "barely even there" variation.]

Wrestling outfits are one thing, but this...

3. [As you go about your daily business, who should you see wandering around town but an elf woman-wearing a pink, skintight bodysuit, with really outrageously pointy shoulders.

She seems to have gotten herself some ice cream.]

4. [An intense battle! It's a tough, difficult fight the enemies of the day, with neither side giving up an inch-when a pillar of blue light appears. It fades, revealing an elf.]


I cannot allow this to go on any longer.

[Reinforcements have arrived.]

Comments

[nagisa_custom]

Indeed...

[She draws a laser sword and holds it at the ready, watching carefully for any attackers.]

...Do you need to defend this building?

[lostamigo]

Yes. There are people holed up here. They hired me to defend them, and I won't let them down.

[He spins the gun's cylinder, ejecting the empty cases and replacing them quickly with new bullets.]

...At least I assume they hired me.