hasagoldsuit: (Default)
Moist von Lipwig ([personal profile] hasagoldsuit) wrote in [community profile] testrun_box2012-02-04 08:33 pm

S-Sob, general voice test, looking at either [community profile] anemoi or [community profile] mayfield_rpg!

1.

[Congratulations, you lucky boy/girl/weird creature thing. There is a stranger approaching you with what looks like a diamond ring in his hand. He also seems very distressed.]

Oh, finally! You've got to help me, please. It's my mother, she's sick and I haven't enough money to pay for her stay. [He pushes the diamond ring towards you. Before you ask, yes, it's real diamond, the glass ring comes in later. He got a jeweler to help out.] All I've got is this ring. I'll give it to you for a part of what I bought it for. Just please, help me!

2.

[So it's...probably some time after the above, or maybe not even related to the above at all. But you're probably pissed off at Moist for something. Trouble is, at this point in time, he's a reformed criminal. Mostly.

...unless it's just for stealing pencils, in which case, he gets bored, okay?]


Right, are you sure we can't talk this out? We're both civilized here, after all. Right?

3.

[Hoo, boy. Something has definitely gone wahoonie-shaped here, otherwise you wouldn't be panicking. Perhaps it's got something to do with what looks like an angry mob forming outside, or maybe there's a pissed-off muscle-bound fellow looking for one of you, or, heck, you could even just be lost! It could be anything, really.

Yet...Moist is grinning. It's the kind of grin he gets only when he's got a trick cooking up his sleeve.]


I've got a plan.

((OOC: Please specify which game you'd like the setting to be in the subject line! That way things will be easier for me.))
inthebones: (Threaten)

[personal profile] inthebones 2012-02-05 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Susan sighs a little in exasperation.]

Do you read books at all? A mysterious stranger warning you away is a sure sign that you'd be better off circumventing the plot and starting on the sequel.

If you go around peddling this little trick again, the Watch will have you if the Thieves' Guild doesn't.

Try not to be too much of an idiot.
inthebones: (Solemn)

[personal profile] inthebones 2012-02-05 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[In 50 years, when he dies a rich man despite Susan's predictions to the contrary, he will meet someone who, perhaps, reminds him of a woman he once met on the street long, long ago, with whom he held a rather inane conversation about small intestines and Dibbler's meat pies, or perhaps those were the same things. He may realize then, who it was that he actually met that day.

If fate does not favor Susan, perhaps he will even meet her himself, carrying her Grandfather's scythe atop a white horse.

But that is a long time from now and it seems unlikely that these two will ever cross paths again.]