Long overdue app for imperial_saga

[rydiaofmist]

#1

[Obligatory tavern post! Maybe you're passing through, or maybe you live in the town that her traveling party is visiting. Regardless, there is a little girl in front of the quest board standing on her toes so that she can see properly. She appears to be alone.]



#2

[Someone from the party has left for whatever reason, a friend of yours from the past.]

What do you think you're doing?! Aren't you going to go after him?! He could get hurt, you know!



#3

[The worst has happened. A party member has died. Rydia seemed to have been holding up all right, although she was fairly quiet the day. As the night falls and you settle into sleep, you feel something against your back, and a little whimper.

Seems like someone isn't taking it quite as well as you might have thought...]




#4

[It's been a while since you've seen the pint-sized summoner. Maybe you've even started to wonder just what she's been up to.]

Hey!

[A somewhat familiar-looking woman waves toward you, jogging toward you just a bit. She beams.]

Wow, you really don't look any different, do you? Long time no see! How have you been?

Comments

Man, I already ship it

[rydiaofmist]

[And guess what? She's TALL for her age.]

Hey! Look who's talking, pipsqueak! Why don't you go and play tag while the real adventurers like me do work!

Palom makes hateships with all the little FF girls

[alittleblackmagic]

Hah! That just means it's easier for monsters to bite your head off! You've got nothing on me and my sis!

[rydiaofmist]

What, so it takes two of you to do a job? Huh. One to get his head chewed on and the other to run home crying to Mommy?

[alittleblackmagic]

We're twins, stupid. We hafta stick together or else there's no point being twins. And that just means we'll get the job done twice as fast as you ever could.

...No, four times as fast, cause we're both twice as good!

The most mature of fights

[rydiaofmist]

Yeah, well I'm a million times better than the both of you!

Look they are using complicated math

[alittleblackmagic]

I'm a million plus one times better than if there were a million of you!

[rydiaofmist]

A million plus a million times!

[alittleblackmagic]

That's still less than what I said!

...I think.

Wait, what's a million times a million? That's more than a million plus a million, right? I guess we're multiplying it by two, too.

She would know. Gotta grind up Whyt's stats somehow!

[rydiaofmist]

[Someone's looking pretty full of herself.]

But you said a million plus one, and that's not as much as a million plus a million. Who's the stupid one now? Stupid.

[alittleblackmagic]

I said a million plus one times better than a million of you! I'm sure that's more than what you said!

[rydiaofmist]

Do you even know how to count? A million plus a million is two million. A million plus one is a million and one. So mine's bigger.

[alittleblackmagic]

Times a million cause there's a million of you!

[rydiaofmist]

What? That doesn't even make sense!

[alittleblackmagic]

...

The point is, I'm better, so there. I bet you don't even know how to fight.

Needs a shit-eating grin icon.

[rydiaofmist]

[She sticks her nose up in the air.]

My Mom always taught me not to pick fights with people weaker and dumber than I am.

Needs a setting you on fire icon >=(

[alittleblackmagic]

Well, my mom says, uh.

...My mom doesn't say anything 'cause I don't have one, but my Elder says that people who call people dumb are the real dumb ones! Hah!

[rydiaofmist]

[What's this? Common ground?]

You don't have a mom either?

[alittleblackmagic]

...You just said 'my mom said'! What do you mean, either?

[rydiaofmist]

She died. An evil wizard killed her.

[alittleblackmagic]

Oh.

...Sorry.

I dunno what happened to my mom and dad, but they probably got killed by Rift monsters or something. No one ever says anything when we ask.

[rydiaofmist]

It's okay, I'm all right. I'll find him and teach him a lesson.

So you never knew your Mom and Dad?

[alittleblackmagic]

Yeah. It doesn't really bother me that much. They were probably really amazing mages who gave up their lives to save our city. Why else would I be such a great prodigy?

[Way to ruin the moment.]

[rydiaofmist]

You know, it doesn't hurt to be a little modest.

[alittleblackmagic]

I've never heard of that.

[Is that a joke? That's probably a joke. ...Maybe not.]