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testrun_box2012-02-06 02:05 am
spitefulvitae) wrote in testrun_box2012-02-06 02:05 am
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For mayfield_rpg
[Phone]
[The voice on the phone is giddy, a few steps away from outright hysterical.]
Well. Well! This is interesting. Very interesting. Certainly not where I settled myself down to bed yesterday. No no no. And it's such a sunny day, ahahahah, I haven't seen one of THOSE in...
[She breathes in, then lets out a musical sigh.]
...so am I alone, being so surprised at what a nice day it is? Yes? No? Are there any kindred spirits out there? Any of you? Aaaaanyone?
Don't be shy!
[Action - Around Town]
[How did she end up as part of the Mayfield Ladies' Club? The note in her mailbox was far too pink and sweet for her tastes, and really, no club involving that much neighborly comfort and concern was anything that Natalie ought to have been involved with. But it's important to play along with this poppycock, so here she is, at your door with a pie and a trying-too-hard smile.]
Hello, neighbor! Are you not well? Do you want to chat?
[That smile has too many teeth. Her eyes are a bit too wide. But the pie smells nice.]
[The voice on the phone is giddy, a few steps away from outright hysterical.]
Well. Well! This is interesting. Very interesting. Certainly not where I settled myself down to bed yesterday. No no no. And it's such a sunny day, ahahahah, I haven't seen one of THOSE in...
[She breathes in, then lets out a musical sigh.]
...so am I alone, being so surprised at what a nice day it is? Yes? No? Are there any kindred spirits out there? Any of you? Aaaaanyone?
Don't be shy!
[Action - Around Town]
[How did she end up as part of the Mayfield Ladies' Club? The note in her mailbox was far too pink and sweet for her tastes, and really, no club involving that much neighborly comfort and concern was anything that Natalie ought to have been involved with. But it's important to play along with this poppycock, so here she is, at your door with a pie and a trying-too-hard smile.]
Hello, neighbor! Are you not well? Do you want to chat?
[That smile has too many teeth. Her eyes are a bit too wide. But the pie smells nice.]
no subject
[There's that toothy grin again, one that would flash fangs, had she any fangs to flash.]
I'm sure you'll find that special someone to chain up in the kitchen someday.
no subject
You know me, I like to eat new people. MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
His laugh is just as evil and sadistic sounding as ever.