For Anemoi maybe some time or other?

[itsfullofmercy]

-1-

[Maybe you just went through deep and personal trauma. Maybe you just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Either way the local gun toting priest has come to soothe your soul.]

You have the look of someone who needs to get a load off their mind. Fortunately the Lord is always willing to listen to your troubles!

-2-

Hey buddy, pal, friend, brother/sister [select appropriate] in the eyes of god! Have I ever mentioned how much I respect you and how much I value you our friendship?

[Guess who's broke again.]

-3-

[Ever wonder what's the deal with that giant cross wrapped in cloth and belts that Wolfwood always carries around? Well, things have finally gotten dire enough that he's taken the cloth off to reveal what it is: A giant fucking gun. HOPEFULLY, he's pointing it at someone besides you.]

God may forgive you, but I can't!

Comments

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[hasagoldsuit]

...that would work if I hadn't seen that trick done already.

[itsfullofmercy]

Ahahahaha, you're way too smart for me! I just can't slip one past you can I?

Can I borrow $20?

[hasagoldsuit]

Let's just say I have my ways.

...and no, I earned it. [Okay, he stole it, but let's not dwell on the details here.] And you still owe me $20 from the last time!

[itsfullofmercy]

This will be the one that pays for them all! C'mon, don't you have faith in the Lord?

[hasagoldsuit]

I have a feeling I didn't put much stock into religion before I came here.

[Except for that one time back home when the gods gave him a ton of money to use for rebuilding the Post Office, but that was a trick, really, and a clever one at that.]