Anemoi

[only_one_m]

-1-

[There's a wasp's nest in some really inconvenient location! You're COVERED IN BEES WASPS and probably freaking out about it, if not necessarily Cage-style. Samus, meanwhile, casually knocks down the nest and gets utterly swarmed. By the way, she is in her Power Suit.]

Aren't you overreacting? The insects on this planet are absurdly small due to atmospheric thinning, so most of them aren't a threat unless they have access to bare skin. On top of that, this species doesn't seem to have even a basic projectile acid sac. How do insects this tame and defenseless even survive in an ecosystem?

[Yeeeeeaaaahhh, she's not helping.]


-2-



[You're at a bar! That's really all. Being like 6'3", Samus is, unsurprisingly, not a lightweight. Old (war?) stories are being swapped. All freshly remembered. As you recall an old buddy of some sort, Samus is gravitating towards a bittersweet mood.]

I think I knew someone a bit like that once...


-3-



[Hey, roomie? Samus sleeps like this. Well, without the armor, but the pose, definitely.

Maybe it's kind of weirding you out.]


-4- SECRET GAG BONUS PROMPT



WARNING: SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED. FACILITY WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5:00:00
4:59:00
4:58:00

Samus grabs you wordlessly while dashing out at very superhuman speed.]

Why does this always happen?!?

For Anemoi, take two

[greatevillaugh]

1. [Jack is sneaking down the street, an armful of various things he's grabbed and disassembled that either looked valuable, or looked like he could use it in his tech. Is some of it yours?

...probably.]

2. [It's a big, elaborate lab. The sound of crackling electricity can be heard, and the hum of computer fans, and all the walls are lined with complex walls of computer panels. Jack, of course, was naturally drawn in.]

Oooh, what's that do? [he asked, pressing a bright red button.]

3. I'm bored. [He says this while lounging around in the ruins, leaning against a statue of a dragon and wondering if monsters were going to pop up or someone was going to find something useful out here or something, when the statue suddenly shifted, revealing a hole. Jack, not expecting the statue to move, lost his balance and fell down the hole, screaming.]