Possible triumphant return to Anemoi?????

[has_a_blog]

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[This argument has been getting more and more ridiculous, largely due to Strider's efforts. Finally, it has come to this.]

Awfully strong words there. If you want to make a bold claim like this, you better put your money where your mouth is and drop some motherfuckin' science in here.


-2-

[You had something serious you wanted to talk to Dave about, but when you found him he was lost in thought watching MTV.]

Shouldn't there be music on MTV instead of just shitty reality TV. You'd think if they could keep one thing straight it would be to keep the thing from the name of the station in there.

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[Time travel shenanigans! Dave just IMd you out of the blue]
hey
have you fucked everything up yet
no
good
listen
dont give me the captchacode for the gravity gun
in fact
dont give me anything today
just to be safe
alright im out

Comments

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[planet_rin]

That's why they made MTV 2.

3

[halfgod_allego]

Did you just change your mind?

1

[judge_for_yourselves]

[Maupin's been exposed to Dave enough that she can guess what's coming. She beats him to it.]

I see. You intend to take me on in your half-baked rap style.
My thanks; I haven't had the cause
to laugh like this in a while.
I've beaten men with twice your guile.
You can't compete with my wiles;
You're only a child!
I'll take you to pieces, though it might be called vile,
and I won't let up until you're choking on bile!

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[ironicstorybro]

[SUDDENLY an even futurer Future Dave somehow butts into the IM. Rude and unexpected!]

no hold up dont even listen to that guy
stumbling through time like a drunk hobo trying to pawn off his pants
by which i mean a devilishly handsome drunk hobo but thats not even beside the point its like nowhere near the point
the point filed a restraining order against how good looking that sonuvabitch is
the point is
the gravity gun isnt pretty much any less of a problem if were not the one that has it dude
just give it to me instead i can use it to cancel out some of the damage i know how its gonna go down
we just need to stall until jade figures out how to fuck with the laws of physics in the right way anyway its basically not even our problem

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[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Oh goddamnit not again. I'm guessing you can't tell me what screws up THIS time either.