Possible triumphant return to Anemoi?????

[has_a_blog]

-1-

[This argument has been getting more and more ridiculous, largely due to Strider's efforts. Finally, it has come to this.]

Awfully strong words there. If you want to make a bold claim like this, you better put your money where your mouth is and drop some motherfuckin' science in here.


-2-

[You had something serious you wanted to talk to Dave about, but when you found him he was lost in thought watching MTV.]

Shouldn't there be music on MTV instead of just shitty reality TV. You'd think if they could keep one thing straight it would be to keep the thing from the name of the station in there.

-3-

[Time travel shenanigans! Dave just IMd you out of the blue]
hey
have you fucked everything up yet
no
good
listen
dont give me the captchacode for the gravity gun
in fact
dont give me anything today
just to be safe
alright im out

Comments

2

[planet_rin]

That's why they made MTV 2.

[has_a_blog]

Good, obviously that other station plays nothing but the sweetest beats of today's generation.

[planet_rin]

Actually, I think they stopped playing music on that channel, too.

[has_a_blog]

And people wonder why my generation is so fucked up.

[planet_rin]

Im fairly sure they play music on MTV3.

[has_a_blog]

Well thank god there's at least one bastion of culture and sanity left on the shithole that is cable TV.

3

[halfgod_allego]

Did you just change your mind?

[has_a_blog]

oh god
did you already give it to me
you did didnt you

[halfgod_allego]

No, I haven't you would know if... oh.

This isn't time-travel things is it? I hate time travel.

[has_a_blog]

who cares its just temporal shenanigans
you dont even have to think about it thats what im here for
just trust the guy whos fucking job is to keep track of this shit

1

[judge_for_yourselves]

[Maupin's been exposed to Dave enough that she can guess what's coming. She beats him to it.]

I see. You intend to take me on in your half-baked rap style.
My thanks; I haven't had the cause
to laugh like this in a while.
I've beaten men with twice your guile.
You can't compete with my wiles;
You're only a child!
I'll take you to pieces, though it might be called vile,
and I won't let up until you're choking on bile!

Damn you

[has_a_blog]

That bile you're proud of is making me smile
It's been a while since a rap that's worthwhile.
Your raps have a style that's hard to compile
but at the end of the mile it's not versatile.
So don't choke in denial when reduced to a pile
smeared an international nautical mile.

[judge_for_yourselves]

It's more my style to beguile than revile
At this stage of the trial, I don't even feel hostile.
I'd hear better beats from a fishwife from Marseille
I can tell you're flagging out but I'm still linguistically fertile.

[has_a_blog]

I'm not stopping now, I don't even know how.
You think I'll allow my rhymes to be disavowed?
If you now kowtow to this rap I'll allow you an escape, this I vow.
If not you'll be plowed through the wall to the uh...
the fatassed frau of Chairman Mao?

3

[ironicstorybro]

[SUDDENLY an even futurer Future Dave somehow butts into the IM. Rude and unexpected!]

no hold up dont even listen to that guy
stumbling through time like a drunk hobo trying to pawn off his pants
by which i mean a devilishly handsome drunk hobo but thats not even beside the point its like nowhere near the point
the point filed a restraining order against how good looking that sonuvabitch is
the point is
the gravity gun isnt pretty much any less of a problem if were not the one that has it dude
just give it to me instead i can use it to cancel out some of the damage i know how its gonna go down
we just need to stall until jade figures out how to fuck with the laws of physics in the right way anyway its basically not even our problem

Re: 3

[halfgod_allego]

Juno's tits. I Hate Time Travel.

Re: 3

[has_a_blog]

goddammit
okay yeah he probably knows what hes talking about
not gonna pull a karkat here and start arguing with myself

[ironicstorybro]

yeah no dont get me wrong
im not here to fuck with you like were a couple crazy assholes working out weird self esteem issues
i made the same mistake youre making like three hours ago since im literally fucking you
dont take fucking as a verb there

[has_a_blog]

well you wouldnt be bothering to come here unless it had worked out for you when you were me
so you probably know whats up

Re: 3

[halfgod_allego]

Okay. Fine. So I'm suppose to give this gravity gun to a future you - and hope another future you isn't going to tell me that's a bad idea.

3

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Oh goddamnit not again. I'm guessing you can't tell me what screws up THIS time either.

[has_a_blog]

nah i could tell you
but it's extremely complicated and wouldnt really accomplish anything
so just trust me on this one

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Just to check, giving you stuff tomorrow would be fine, right? Not that I'd wanna give you anything anyway.

[has_a_blog]

trust me
youll know when its ok