Yumemi Okazaki (
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testrun_box2012-05-16 05:14 pm
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For Last Free City
-1-

Attention, alleged magic users!
[Yumemi waves a glittering golden treasure at the camera.]
I have here exactly one authentic jeweled chalice. As simple baubles are of no interest to me, I propose a deal!
This chalice will go to the first person who can conclusively prove to me that magic exists.
-2-

[Some time ago, Yumemi harassed you into demonstrating some awesome ability or technique of yours for her at great, exasperating length. And now, in the latest Qin/Fae attack, here she is, using some new trick that looks suspiciously similar to the thing she was taking all those readings on!]
HAH! Once again, hard work and rational thinking have won the day!
Now, simple-minded invaders, surrender to me your secrets or face my wrath!
-3-

[At one of those post-victory revelries that Thor is so proud of! Yumemi doesn't seem to be very revelrous, though. She is off in a remote corner of the party, looking grumpy, holding a flagon of something that may or may not be alcoholic, and muttering to herself.]
Fight Qin. Faff around. Fight Fae. Faff around. Fight Qin. Faff around. What's the point? We're just going in circles. Nobody can beat anyone else. Eternal stalemate.
ARGH! At least in grad school, I had a destination!
Attention, alleged magic users!
[Yumemi waves a glittering golden treasure at the camera.]
I have here exactly one authentic jeweled chalice. As simple baubles are of no interest to me, I propose a deal!
This chalice will go to the first person who can conclusively prove to me that magic exists.
-2-
[Some time ago, Yumemi harassed you into demonstrating some awesome ability or technique of yours for her at great, exasperating length. And now, in the latest Qin/Fae attack, here she is, using some new trick that looks suspiciously similar to the thing she was taking all those readings on!]
HAH! Once again, hard work and rational thinking have won the day!
Now, simple-minded invaders, surrender to me your secrets or face my wrath!
-3-
[At one of those post-victory revelries that Thor is so proud of! Yumemi doesn't seem to be very revelrous, though. She is off in a remote corner of the party, looking grumpy, holding a flagon of something that may or may not be alcoholic, and muttering to herself.]
Fight Qin. Faff around. Fight Fae. Faff around. Fight Qin. Faff around. What's the point? We're just going in circles. Nobody can beat anyone else. Eternal stalemate.
ARGH! At least in grad school, I had a destination!