forceofnature: (Annoyed)
Viridi ([personal profile] forceofnature) wrote in [community profile] testrun_box2012-05-16 10:45 pm
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[Is that a meteor falling from the sky? ...No not important is that a gigantic human being thousands of feet tall floating in the air? Every crystal in the world switches on simultaneously as the goddess of nature makes her presence known.]

Human scum!

You have ten seconds to convince me why I shouldn't completely destroy your filthy little civilization! For countless years, you've inflicted untold pain and suffering to everything around you - even to each other! War after war after war after stupid war! I'm sick of it! The Crystal King, Palutena... even the King of Hell! They're all way too soft on you!

Oh -- beastmen, you're good. When the world's returned to its natural state, I'll be looking for people who know how to respect the world around them.


2. [Viridi doesn't look terribly happy there.]

H-How dare you speak to a goddess that way! I've existed for thousands of years, and I've never been so insulted! I do not look eight years old! I... I just take good care of my skin.



3. [Well, her image has appeared in your crystal enough times, but this is the first time you've seen her up close and personal.  Viridi's set a date with you in the Crystal World.]

What?  Overwhelmed by my beauty?  Myyyyy ~cuteness~?  I know it's a lot to take in, but go on, take some time to adjust.  Bow at my feet, prostrate yourself, make some burnt offerings...  Do they still do burnt offerings?  Yeah, yeah, goddess of nature, but the strip steak was always just divine.

[Actually she's a little underwhelming.]
arche: (Is that a shiny?)

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[personal profile] arche 2012-05-17 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Arche looks in awe of you, goddess.]

Wow, you're...

[Wait for it.]

You're really short in person.
arche: (My magic's better.)

[personal profile] arche 2012-05-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, are you even taller than me? Hold on a sec.

[Arche floats down to the ground and tries to stand back to back with Viridi]
arche: (Roflbroomstick)

[personal profile] arche 2012-05-18 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well you'd think you'd be able to modify it so you're not so vertically challenged, but different strokes I guess. I'm not complaining.

[Still trying to measure yep yep this is important business.]
arche: (You're darn right I'm better than you!)

[personal profile] arche 2012-05-18 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? I'll have you know you've got a certifiable hero right here whether you want to believe it or not! Besides, I'm a heckova lot cuter than that Joan of Arc girl I'm sure! Honestly, you're making out like a bandit with this deal!
arche: (Is that a shiny?)

[personal profile] arche 2012-05-18 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[Totes oblivious to that fourth wall there.]

I wasn't insulting you. I was just making an observation.
arche: (STFU Chester)

[personal profile] arche 2012-05-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you from way down there.
arche: (Tsuntsuntsun.)

[personal profile] arche 2012-05-18 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Arche puts a hand on her forehead. She doesn't really get the references, but the idea's there at least. She extends that hand.]

Arche Klein. You said you needed a hero. Well, you've got one.
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[personal profile] greyerrant 2012-05-18 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I am not impressed.