A strong possibility at last_free_city...

[houndmaster]

➥ Ｉ．

What a strange device. It's too modern for my tastes, but subtle enough to draw out those who prefer things a little old-fashioned.

[ The image on the screen hardly matches with the well-spoken tone; the girl addressing the strange PDA can't be no older than a teen. In actuality, she knows just how important a first impression is, so she'll give quite the flattering one of herself. ]

War is my expertise, but I suppose if it wasn't, I would not be amongst the rest of you. So tell me of your tales, great heroes, so that I know just how to properly use it. After all, are we not all tools to be used in same form in this world of clashed opinions?

➥ ＩＩ．

[ It's one of those rare days where there's no struggle to be found, so instead of preparing for some battle that's on the horizon, this young woman is off to find some enjoyment. While there's a distinct lack of social activities in the area, Misaya's taken the initiative to start a party amongst the poorer residents of this world. For the rest of the night, she can be found doing a number of things in this part of town. Anything from doing a fast-paced dance that might resemble a tango or relaxing with a bowl of something that resembles food in her hands. Even if she was brought here as a hero, she understands one thing: people need morale and so she'll give it. ]

➥ ＩＩＩ．

Ugh... [ That pained groan comes from a bed in the hospital that's been occupied for the past couple days. It seems louder than usual, as the inhabitant of the covers makes her presence known by sitting up abruptly. ] What the hell?

[ Her gaze darts around the hospital before the realization sinks in. She was brought here due to her sickness, right? Which means... ]

Where is that worthless mutt of mine!?

➥ ＩＶ．

[ As expected of a user of magic, Misaya's already set up her own public workshop to "assist" with the battle. Surprisingly, she doesn't question as to which side her customers take, so it's a fairly popular shop to buy items of magical power. Plus, her hound is really good at digging up artifacts that she can sell for a profit, making this small shop the number one place to go to.

Besides, we all know she has Lancer wreck any competitors before they can start.

If one's come to do business, they can find the owner of this establishment sitting on her desk with her Servant beside her, the girl tugging on his tie as though it were a leash. Seems the two might have been in a debate and failed to notice any potential customers come in. Or perhaps she intentionally wished for them to see the scene. ]

You can start wagging your tail in excitement again. [ A cool remark to the man beside her as she releases him. ] Go dig up another bone or two outside, boy.

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THIS WILL NEVER END WELL AT ALL

[avengedhimself]

Aaa, you deaf too? No wonder you can't control your damn volume.

[Welp...]

HOW MANY WOMEN CAN KAMINA PISS OFF... GO.

[houndmaster]

[ The flash of blue hair confuses her for the moment as she looks him over, thinking just how me he reminded her of said mutt. His arrogance was just was overwhelming even.

Good thing she comes to her senses quick enough to give him a cool glare. ]

No, I'm not deaf. Do you not find that sort of joke to be in poor taste considering where we are?

ALL OF THEM...?

[avengedhimself]

Eh, I make jokes wherever I like, lady.

[In other words: Piss off.]

I THINK ILLYA WILL BE MY ONLY ONE TO GET ALONG WELL WITH HIM...

[houndmaster]

No matter who's feelings might be hurt? You must be quite the tough guy. Making jokes in a hospital ward, that is.

[avengedhimself]

Hey, if they're deaf, they won't listen anyways.

[/SHRUG]

You're the one that started it by being loud.

[houndmaster]

I was startled by waking up in a hospital bed. Seeing as I never see combat, it's truly something out of the ordinary.

What is your excuse for being here? Use that loud mouth of yours and got in trouble for it?

[avengedhimself]

Nah, got injured in a freaking battle.

[houndmaster]

Not surprising. Did you yell at the wrong person and just piss them off?

[avengedhimself]

Hey! I'll have you know that the Great Kamina doesn't piss people off! They're the ones pissed off by my amazingness!

[...does your idiocy knows no bound, Kamina...]

[houndmaster]

And what exactly is so amazing about you?

[ Misaya, this is a question you just don't ask Kamina. ]

[avengedhimself]

EVERYTHING!

[...can I stop with this horrible now /sob]

[houndmaster]

Prove it.

[ Not until he makes an ass out of himself. ]