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[super_woolf]

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[You have been fiercely competing with an enemy who you've met several times in battle now. It's been pretty evenly matched so far, but you're worried about your ability to beat him.]

Hey, you keep walking around with that look on your face and you'll run into a wall.

2

[The monkey king has dosed a bunch of people with de-aging potions. Woolf, rather than turning into a little kid like most everyone else, has instead turned about 20 times more bishounen.]

So why does everyone hate this guy again?

3

[Qin has attacked with a bunch of what seemed to be stone giants up to the point where they started revealing hidden missile launchers and point defense lasers. Just as they were getting the upper hand, in comes the G-Bouncer, guns blazing.]

Yahoo!

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[departed_child_of_gods]

*Tojiko, meanwhile, has deaged from a 1500 year old ghost to a... somewhat younger ghost. Who looks the same ANYWAY.*

You don't have to look so smug about it. Not that I care. The other humans might get annoyed, though.

[super_woolf]

The way everyone was talking about him I was imagining chaos in the streets and people screaming in panic, not day care.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Allow me to suggest this, then. If a good percentage of the adult population are now small and defenseless, then what happens to the strength of our army?

[super_woolf]

We'll just...uh...

Shit, I didn't think of that.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Apparently. What an aggravating situation. It seems that we who have maintained some semblance of our usual strength are going to have to hold up the front lines for a while. That damned monkey...

[nonchere]

[GDit what is up with the pretty silver-haired ass holes, seriously?]

Woolf Enneacle. What are you doing here?

[Yep, we're on a full name basis with miss way-too-serious-for-her-own-good.]

[super_woolf]

[Oh god please don't trap me in Gundam 00.]


I was drawn here by the sense of a beautiful soul in distress.

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[second_destiny]

[And from above, the G-Strider dives in, opening fire with its beam vulcans and Hyper DODS Rifle.]

I'll keep the skies clear, so don't worry about any attacks from above!

[Let's add some music while we're at it.]

[super_woolf]

[In comes a dragon! Looks like earth and sky will be busy.]

Alright, time to see if you've actually earned that white!

[second_destiny]

You won't be disappointed! I'll show you just how much of a Super Pilot I've become!

[The G-Strider's thrust kicks into high gear and it begins flying circles around the dragon, taking careful shots as it flies.]

[super_woolf]

[The G-Bouncer boosts up into the air to avoid a missile barrage and takes a shot of opportunity at the dragon while it's up here, corralling it into Asem's fire.]

Switching! Hit 'em from on top!

[second_destiny]

On it!

[The AGE-2 flies straight down, above the iron golems, then transforms into its mobile suit mode and enters freefall. Asem pulls out the Gundam's beam sabers, and with a yell, makes a cross-slash at the nearest golem's face, then takes a wide swing at the body, letting the momentum carry the Gundam through a full rotation to hit with each beam saber twice. Once it hits the ground, it charges at the next one, using its beam vulcans to shoot down incoming missiles.]

[super_woolf]

[While AGE-2 pulls it's trick, G-Bouncer falls back down to the ground, firing upwards and catching the dragon in a horrifying crossfire. The dragon, focusing on avoiding Woolf's shots, gets totally blindsided by Asem and chopped in half. A huge tornado of lightning and energy erupts from the ruined body and flies away, singing AGE-2 a bit but definitely out of the fight.]

Nice! Now to deal with these stone assholes!

[second_destiny]

[Well, that was two enemies knocked out of the fight. Asem swapped out the beam saber in the AGE-2's right hand for the rifle and blasted the nearest golem in the chest. It didn't destroy it, but it did punch a hole through it -- and melted through so that the chest armaments were stuck.]]

These things can't handle DODS rifle shots! It's like shooting through asteroids!

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[mini_meatbun]

[Here's the bitty who may or may not have helped him with that.]

I dunno! He's pretty cool!

[super_woolf]

Well, I mean I guess a lot of people got worse off than I did. Still...

[Some quick stretches. Ah to be young again.]

I wonder how long this stuff lasts.

[mini_meatbun]

Ummmm....

[Yup! He still had the bottle the Monkey King gave him and told to dump on people's food. Too bad he can't really read it.]

S-s-th-thir--Can you read this, Mister? [He holds it up to Woolf]

[super_woolf]

"Allow 3-6 days for effects to wear off, do not take with alcohol..."

Wait is this the bottle? Why do you have the bottle?

[mini_meatbun]

He asked me to help put it in people's food and promised me the biggest meatbun ever ever ever if I didn't eat any of it myself.

[super_woolf]

Probably for the best. A kid like you might just completely vanish if he took this stuff.

[mini_meatbun]

Really? So I'd be invisible? Dang it! Maybe I should've taken it! That would've been cool!

[super_woolf]

[He holds the bottle away from the kid.]

No I mean you might get so young you wouldn't exist. Hadn't been born yet! You know?

[mini_meatbun]

Not really?

["Hi. I was born from a rock. Literally."]

[super_woolf]

Better safe than sorry.

[Woolf doesn't know that.]