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[caliburnt]

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[ For whatever reason, Saber has a pact with you. Since she's been summoned here, it might be a good idea to talk to her regarding whatever plans there are in store. Yet, she doesn't seem too thrilled with the idea of communicating with anyone, much less her chosen Master. She'll plop down lazily, the heavy armor making more of a thud than her tiny body usually would make, and keep her gaze level with the floor. Her sword isn't with her today; a good sign usually, but it may have been used earlier in the day. Regardless, there's surely something for a Master and Servant to discuss... right? ]

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Mm. [ Was that a noise to show content? ] This meal is halfway decent.

[ No matter if she's in a restaurant or the dining room of an ally, Saber's comment still stands. That's honestly the best compliment she'll ever give. With a handful of whatever is being served, she'll eye the chef carefully. ]

You can do better. [ Munch. ] Much better. Ensure that the next meal is anything but a waste of my time or else.

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[ It's the obligatory 'we are in a fight and you are more than likely losing' scenario. There always has to be one of these and Saber's much more impressive than one might think. With blackened armor that covers her from jaw to toe and trails of prana leaking out along the ground, she's quite the formidable foe. Whatever her fight, whether it's to defend the righteous or to destroy it, she hardly seems as though she'll back down. Armed with her trusted blade, she waits with a minimal amount of patience for the next attack. ]

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[ While one might think a king from the twelfth century would face great difficulty settling in a modern setting, Saber seems to be doing just alright. In this world, she can be found doing a number of various tasks: riding a motorcycle, secretly fawning over a cute plushie on display in the mall, working at a maid cafe (what, it pays the bills), or walking around at the local zoo. Now is as good as a time as any to approach her! ]

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[maguskiller]

[That's my motorcycle.]

[That's my motorcycle!]

/RUINS ALL THE THINGS

[caliburnt]

[ Vroom, vroom. Does Kerry wanna ride bitch? Because there's no way Saber can squeeze in behind anyone with dat chest armor. ]

YOU BROKE REALITY

[maguskiller]

[Oh no. He's good. Just leave.]

[But know he will be here when you come back.]

HEROES GOTTA BREAK THINGS...

[caliburnt]

[ If he wants it back so badly





he's going to have to ask her for it. ]

[maguskiller]

[Oh.]

[Oh, you want to play this game.]

[Alright then. Yeah, we can do that. We can wait.]

[He brought smokes, and burgers are delivery.]

makes this the most ic thread of all time

[caliburnt]

[ Maybe she'll go pick up a homunculus hottie.

Yeah, she will go there.

She will go there and she will do donuts in the parking lot.

Then after?

After she'll show just how much she really wants the grail ;) ]