for mayfield_rpg

[xerxesalchemist]

A. Action for housemates: [Congratulations. You're an adult female and suddenly have someone not a drone in your bed.

Or you're a kid in this house, and you've got a new dad wandering though the house, confused and in his pajamas.]

B. Action for anyone: [Is that Edward Elric, walking (slightly lost) down the street wearing some default adult male clothes? NOPE. Chuck Testa. Probably not, he's too thin, and the expression isn't right.]

Comments

[unexculpable]

No shit! That's why I'm pissed.

[xerxesalchemist]

[List of people in this thread who are absolutely insane: Edward Elric.]

That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

[Guess who's backing away. It's this guy.]

Why the hell should I know you?

[unexculpable]

Because I'm your son, dumbass!

My mom's Trisha Elric. She's your wife. ... Will be your wife. You wouldn't know her now you're... you're way too young to have even met her yet.

[xerxesalchemist]

...

[Yeah, very much backing up now.]

You're insane!

[unexculpable]

Look, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, you're what? 18? 19? You're still just number 23, aren't you?

[xerxesalchemist]

[... how does he know that number? The boy tenses, then nods.

He's still really just Number 23, no matter what name he uses to introduce himself.]

I've got a name. This... guy I know gave it to me.

[unexculpable]

The dwarf in the flask.

Homunculus, right?

[xerxesalchemist]

[A long pause, then, very cautiously.]

How'd you know about him?

[unexculpable]

Because you told me about him.