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[xerxesalchemist]

A. Action for housemates: [Congratulations. You're an adult female and suddenly have someone not a drone in your bed.

Or you're a kid in this house, and you've got a new dad wandering though the house, confused and in his pajamas.]

B. Action for anyone: [Is that Edward Elric, walking (slightly lost) down the street wearing some default adult male clothes? NOPE. Chuck Testa. Probably not, he's too thin, and the expression isn't right.]

Comments

b

[theboywiththebook]

[Yeah, definitely noticing this weirdness of why this guy looks like Ed. Henry is just going to approach him and stare up at him.]

Who are you?

[xerxesalchemist]

[He had been informed (by the woman he's apparently married to), that he's not a slave anymore. So he's gonna milk that for all it's worth.]

What's it to you, kid?

[theboywiththebook]

[That's not the point.

He stares at him curiously even more so.]

You look exactly like my friend, Ed. Are you guys related?

B

[queen_of_swords]

[She tilts her head to the side]

Are you trying to starve yourself now, Fullmetal?

[xerxesalchemist]

[A glance behind him, because that's sure not his name. But there's no one there.

He points at himself.]

Me?

[A shake of the head.]

Sorry, miss. I think you got the wrong guy.

[queen_of_swords]

[She watches him closely, then realizes he looks a bit like an emaciated version of that Father guy. A hand goes to her sword hilt.]

What do you think of humans?

/flail

[equinamity]

[Oh hi Edward--]

[Oh hell no.]

[Yeah she recognizes you you son of a bitch since she had the lovely honor of spotting for her commanding officer.]

[You had better calm her down fast, because Riza is definitely aiming her gun at you and she will shoot you in about three seconds.]

[Maybe five. Start talking, HohoPapa.]

/scream /also oops slowly working on icons

[xerxesalchemist]

[Guess who doesn't know what a gun is. Spoilers it's this guy.

But he does recognize threatening body language when he sees it, and freezes.]

I didn't do it!

This by the way is totally because mun initially thought this was a Father post X_X Eye issues /roll

[equinamity]

Didn't do it!

[But Hawkeye is good enough at facial expression to see the man's genuine surprise. Mostly.]

[The gun stays aimed, eyes narrowed, and she shouts in response. Sorry man, Father almost killed her man commanding officer and you look a lot like him.]

Who are you?!

B

[handsforhealing]

[ Winry was just minding her own business when she crossed Ed's doppelganger.

Oh god wait aren't those things bad luck or something? As if the concept of a double Edward wasn't enough to send shivers down her spine... That's definitely a curse. Two Eds equal one major curse! ]

G-gah--- I mean, uh, hey? You uh new here? [ Approaching cautiously. She's trying to be polite, but sorry. It's not working. ]

[xerxesalchemist]

[There's certainly a kind of flinch when she addresses him directly, because, well, a comment like that usually means he screwed up somewhere.]

Uh. Yeah. I am.

[handsforhealing]

[ Winry notices the flinch and waves a hand dismissively. ]

Oh, don't worry, it's not a bad thing! Name's Winry Rockbell... um, I could show you around, if you'd like? Being new is sort of overwhelming on your own!

B

[unexculpable]

[.......

What the hell. He looked like... but it couldn't be him, could it?]

Who the hell are you?

[xerxesalchemist]

[Merry Christmas, Ed.


Now, looking at you, Van here doesn't see that massive resemblance. Maybe it's because he's never really looked in a mirror. Maybe it's because you're the first person who looks like they're actually from Xerxes.


Time to make a good first impression.]

Van Hohenheim. Who're you?

[Eh, close enough.]

1/idek I'll just tell you when I'm done ok.

[unexculpable]

You're...

[unexculpable]

[unexculpable]

You --

[unexculpable]

damn

DONE

[unexculpable]

BASTARD!

[And yes. He is totally going to punch you in the face now. With that metal arm of his that you don't know he has.]

A

[daydreamerxing]

[ Let's play pretend. In imagination land, May got housed with you.

She was just going to get a morning glass of water. Standing at the fridge, pouring cold water into her glass, turning around---

and shrieking at the top of her lungs because NO NOT YOU ANYONE BUT--- wait, you're not Edward. ]

[xerxesalchemist]

[I like this pretend. This is a good pretend.

LITTLE GIRL WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING


he's just. gonna drop this picture he was looking at. congrats may now there's glass all over the floor and a rather frightened-looking notfather.]

What the hell?

[daydreamerxing]

[ Key words are relevant as May recognizes that swear and that tone and ew ew ew you are too much alike! It has to be him! He's a creepy enough creeper demon to do this sort of horrible, indecent thing--- the criminal act of catching a young maiden in her pajamas first thing in the morning!!! ]

Wh-What are you doing in my house and what happened to your hair?! Get out of my house, Mr Edward, right this instant!

B

[all_ofthethings]

[Greed double takes at Hohenheim walking down the street. He stops and calls out to him.]

Hey, do I know you?

[xerxesalchemist]

[Glances around to see who this guy's talking to.

Oh.]

Me?

Don't think so.

[all_ofthethings]

No, I'm pretty good with faces. I think we've met before.