for mayfield_rpg

[xerxesalchemist]

A. Action for housemates: [Congratulations. You're an adult female and suddenly have someone not a drone in your bed.

Or you're a kid in this house, and you've got a new dad wandering though the house, confused and in his pajamas.]

B. Action for anyone: [Is that Edward Elric, walking (slightly lost) down the street wearing some default adult male clothes? NOPE. Chuck Testa. Probably not, he's too thin, and the expression isn't right.]

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[xerxesalchemist]

Not until you tell me what I'm doing in your house.

[daydreamerxing]

I don't know! Maybe you live here now. [ Tots' normal, no explanation needed there. ] Just go back to your room so I can go change!

[xerxesalchemist]

... [He... doesn't remember being sold to someone else.]

You bought me.

[He just got into a screaming match with his new mistress. He's dead. She'll kill him.]

[daydreamerxing]

[ Oh puh-lease like May would buy you.

Okay, seriously, why isn't he moving? She just... hugs herself awkwardly. This 1950s nightgown is so awkward and May is becoming really concerned about her purity melting away. ]

Huh? No, I wouldn't do that! I have no money! My clan is too poor to have bodyguards either. [ Oh, and morals are a thing. ]

[xerxesalchemist]

... I'm not a bodyguard.