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[xerxesalchemist]

A. Action for housemates: [Congratulations. You're an adult female and suddenly have someone not a drone in your bed.

Or you're a kid in this house, and you've got a new dad wandering though the house, confused and in his pajamas.]

B. Action for anyone: [Is that Edward Elric, walking (slightly lost) down the street wearing some default adult male clothes? NOPE. Chuck Testa. Probably not, he's too thin, and the expression isn't right.]

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[daydreamerxing]

[ Have you looked in the mirror lately? You, sir, are a genuine threat as long as you have the face of a demon! ]

I know your tricks, you creep! You came here so you could ruin my pure relationship with Mr Alphonse [ It exists, don't deny it. ] by seeing me dressed in my maidenly pajamas! I know what you're up to and I won't fall for it!

[ Look who has your nonexistent scheme all figured out. ]

i have not the icons

[xerxesalchemist]

[Actually, no. He's never looked in a mirror once in his life.]

I swear I don't even know who you are, girl!

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[daydreamerxing]

[ She's your future sister/daughter-in-law, sir! And now you're stepping on eggshells because how dare you not know who she is?! ]

I won't let you get under my skin with your pity attempts to insult me! [ Exceeept she already did but... ssh. ] I'm May Chang of the Chang clan! I'm here to obtain the secret to immortality! [ Okay, well, it's a side project in Mayfield. ]

[xerxesalchemist]

[BEING HOHENHEIM IS SUFFERING.


And he still doesn't know who you are, but he'll play it safe.]

Look, I don't have any secret to immortality. I don't know anything about your clan, or what I'm doing in your house. I promise you I just woke up here!

[daydreamerxing]

Then tell me your name! What's your name, if you're not that Edward Elric, huh? Why do you have his face?!

[ DON'T SAY YOU'RE ALPHONSE THIS ISN'T HOW HER FIRST TIME SEEING YOUR HUMAN BODY WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN!!! ]

[xerxesalchemist]

Van Hohenheim! I've never even heard of this Elric guy!

[daydreamerxing]

Hmmm!!! [ She growls softly, thoughtfully...

Oh well. If anything, she should probably show pity for this poor poor man who has Edward's face and doesn't know what kind of demon he resembles. And he can do nothing about it! ]

... Okay, fine, I believe you. Now go away! I'm still a pure maiden in my pajamas, you know!

[xerxesalchemist]

Not until you tell me what I'm doing in your house.

[daydreamerxing]

I don't know! Maybe you live here now. [ Tots' normal, no explanation needed there. ] Just go back to your room so I can go change!

[xerxesalchemist]

... [He... doesn't remember being sold to someone else.]

You bought me.

[He just got into a screaming match with his new mistress. He's dead. She'll kill him.]

[daydreamerxing]

[ Oh puh-lease like May would buy you.

Okay, seriously, why isn't he moving? She just... hugs herself awkwardly. This 1950s nightgown is so awkward and May is becoming really concerned about her purity melting away. ]

Huh? No, I wouldn't do that! I have no money! My clan is too poor to have bodyguards either. [ Oh, and morals are a thing. ]

[xerxesalchemist]

... I'm not a bodyguard.