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[xerxesalchemist]

A. Action for housemates: [Congratulations. You're an adult female and suddenly have someone not a drone in your bed.

Or you're a kid in this house, and you've got a new dad wandering though the house, confused and in his pajamas.]

B. Action for anyone: [Is that Edward Elric, walking (slightly lost) down the street wearing some default adult male clothes? NOPE. Chuck Testa. Probably not, he's too thin, and the expression isn't right.]

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B

[unexculpable]

[.......

What the hell. He looked like... but it couldn't be him, could it?]

Who the hell are you?

[xerxesalchemist]

[Merry Christmas, Ed.


Now, looking at you, Van here doesn't see that massive resemblance. Maybe it's because he's never really looked in a mirror. Maybe it's because you're the first person who looks like they're actually from Xerxes.


Time to make a good first impression.]

Van Hohenheim. Who're you?

[Eh, close enough.]

1/idek I'll just tell you when I'm done ok.

[unexculpable]

You're...

[unexculpable]

[unexculpable]

You --

[unexculpable]

damn

DONE

[unexculpable]

BASTARD!

[And yes. He is totally going to punch you in the face now. With that metal arm of his that you don't know he has.]

beautiful

[xerxesalchemist]

[And down he goes, sprawling on the floor. And then he's up again, and it's time for a father-son yelling match.]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? ARE YOU CRAZY?

I aim to please. :'D

[unexculpable]

[BRING IT, DAD. BRING IT.]

YOU IDIOT DOES MOM EVEN KNOW YOU'RE HERE?!

[lol what is rational thinking.]

[xerxesalchemist]

[Yeah, you're crazy. You're absolutely insane.]

Look, kid. I've got no idea who you are, or who your mom is.

[unexculpable]

No shit! That's why I'm pissed.

[xerxesalchemist]

[List of people in this thread who are absolutely insane: Edward Elric.]

That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

[Guess who's backing away. It's this guy.]

Why the hell should I know you?

[unexculpable]

Because I'm your son, dumbass!

My mom's Trisha Elric. She's your wife. ... Will be your wife. You wouldn't know her now you're... you're way too young to have even met her yet.

[xerxesalchemist]

...

[Yeah, very much backing up now.]

You're insane!

[unexculpable]

Look, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, you're what? 18? 19? You're still just number 23, aren't you?

[xerxesalchemist]

[... how does he know that number? The boy tenses, then nods.

He's still really just Number 23, no matter what name he uses to introduce himself.]

I've got a name. This... guy I know gave it to me.

[unexculpable]

The dwarf in the flask.

Homunculus, right?

[xerxesalchemist]

[A long pause, then, very cautiously.]

How'd you know about him?

[unexculpable]

Because you told me about him.