Jovan Burzek (Nathan Young) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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testrun_box2012-08-08 08:03 pm
grannyfucker) wrote in testrun_box2012-08-08 08:03 pm
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[At some point, Nathan managed to get his hands on an outrageous amount of condoms. He's already tucked a good portion of it away for his own uses, but as for the rest...
Nathan is sitting on the floor, surrounded by a large pile of things that look like they could've been balloon animals, in a past life. he begins in another one, filling the room with an awfully squeaky and sputtery sound as he blows into the condom.
Oh! He accidentally lets go and the thing goes flying across the room, making such a loud sound that it sounds like an echoing fart. Better hope you're good at dodging, that is a strawberry-flavored lubricated condom flying at mach 3 across the room.]
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[That's the eighth time now that an NPC has walked in on him--the eighth time that he thought he found somewhere private only to be intruded on.
Well, that is the last straw! Nathan posts to the network in the midst of this outrage.]
Jesus, can't a man find a decent place to have a wank around here?!
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[Is...is that a dead NPC impaled on a shower hook in the bathroom? Yes, it is.
And is that Nathan standing nearby, half-naked and clutching his head in panic, looking a bit like he's on the verge of tears? Why yes. Yes it is.]
Awwww, fuck!
I thought this shit was supposed to be done with already!
[At some point, Nathan managed to get his hands on an outrageous amount of condoms. He's already tucked a good portion of it away for his own uses, but as for the rest...
Nathan is sitting on the floor, surrounded by a large pile of things that look like they could've been balloon animals, in a past life. he begins in another one, filling the room with an awfully squeaky and sputtery sound as he blows into the condom.
Oh! He accidentally lets go and the thing goes flying across the room, making such a loud sound that it sounds like an echoing fart. Better hope you're good at dodging, that is a strawberry-flavored lubricated condom flying at mach 3 across the room.]
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[That's the eighth time now that an NPC has walked in on him--the eighth time that he thought he found somewhere private only to be intruded on.
Well, that is the last straw! Nathan posts to the network in the midst of this outrage.]
Jesus, can't a man find a decent place to have a wank around here?!
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[Is...is that a dead NPC impaled on a shower hook in the bathroom? Yes, it is.
And is that Nathan standing nearby, half-naked and clutching his head in panic, looking a bit like he's on the verge of tears? Why yes. Yes it is.]
Awwww, fuck!
I thought this shit was supposed to be done with already!
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I don't even have a. A you-know-what to do it with! So there!
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In fact, I could probably demonstrate for you, I've got an anus too! It's not the same thing, but who's keeping track? And since you obviously missed out on the fanny cult, I could teach all the basics to you! After all, I do know my way around the female body and all.
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And then who'll be laughin'? Me, 'cause I saw it coming!
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...Isn't that where all the comic book freaks get together and have a giant spandex dildo orgy?