Probably unnecessary testpost for netherworld_academy

[thousand_curses]

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[There's a new arrival to the Netherworld Academy...or you think he(?)'s new. He's hanging around the Rosen Queen like he(?) owns the place, or at least like it's a regular hangout.]

Man, they even have the big chain stores in the Netherworld. Go figure.

Oh, hey, you're another person that got dragged here, right? Can I ask you a couple of questions, like what you're planning to do here? I'm a little lost, myself, but I figure I might as well go with the flow, right? I'm a little old to go to school, but I figured I'd get a job here...you haven't been around enough to get any insight into Demons, have you?

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[Maybe you found her, at the bottom level of your television's Item World. Maybe you have some way of noticing the divine. Most likely, she's gotten bored of acting like a yokel and revealed her identity to someone...or everyone. She may have infinite patience, but she can only deal with so much mortal service-industry small talk.]

Well, you found me. Congratulations. I don't know why you're so concerned with what I'm "up to" more than the local demons, but I'm flattered to have garnered your attention. You can call me Izanami, and as for what I'm "up to"...

...well, to be honest, I have no grand scheme. This is a vacation for me. The most I've been plotting is taking a few decorating notes; this Netherworld has a sense of institutional desolation I think might work very well if I ever get around to updating Yomi's style.

Disappointed? Are you that desperate for a villain to oppose? Despite the insistence of the locals' jokes, things don't always work out like they do in stories. Or have you confused fiction and reality again? I have some thoughts on that...

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Oh look, a Nerdo. Have a Camiu. Also, 2

[not_that_scary]

Izanami? As in Izanami-no-Mikoto?

... I feel like I should be more surprised for some reason.

I blame it on the fourth wall being torn down.

It's really more like the fourth AND third walls were torn down. I have to wonder why this place hasn't collapsed on itself.

We're on a floating platform INSIDE A TELEVISION. Are you really questioning this?

It's this netherworld, it's trying to take my sanity and beat it with a nail bat.

Didn't you see one on sale in the axe section of Rozen Queen?

[Yup, he's having a conversation with the monster in his head. Isn't that amusing?]

[thousand_curses]

Ahem.