SRWU Testrun

[thebigcooplowski]

If there was anything on the overweight pilot's mind upon his first arrival at headquarters, it wasn't meeting his co-workers or even getting settled into his room just yet.

"Let's see what these Unity guys have for chowin' down on!"

Coop is currently "unifying" at least a dozen ingredients to form what is likely the biggest edible heart attack anyone there has ever seen.


After an especially destructive mission, Coop assessed and began repairs on his precious giant metal baby, Megas, in the hangar. His burly arm turned a wrench for what felt like the billionth time. He grumbled under his breath about Megas' important damage sustained like how badly the paint got chipped. "And I swear they're REALLY in for some extra smashing if anything happened to my cup holder..." Coop wiped sweat from his brow and took a long sip from his Big Glug before returning to work.


The full battle capabilities of the advanced MEGAS XLR were being put to splendid use... for body slamming an enemy unit, elbowing another, then clotheslining a third. His allies have probably wondered more than once why Coop normally chooses to lay the smackdown with a mech packed to the brim with incredible technology and a highly sophisticated arsenal of potent weaponry.

Comments

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

Oh great, another hothead who jumps in first, thinks never.

[Look who's talking, miss Gets Surrounded By Enemies By Jumping Right Into Their Group.]

Oh, it's on now! Why don't you just taste Yukine-brand death?!

[She shoots another barrage to dissuade enemies from closing in, then - more missiles. Way more missiles, and almost at point blank too.

Who's the careless one now?]

[thebigcooplowski]

"At least I don't get in point-blank when I blow stuff up... most of the time."

Megas sent a storm of laser fire right at an enemy unit coming at Chris from behind.

"I gotta admit though... You have a lotta guts fighting out there for being a girl without her own giant robot. You're completely insane... and I'm pretty okay with that."

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

With my relic Ichiival, I don't need any robot! Do you see all this firepower? There's plenty more where that came from!

[These are supposed to be secrets, but Chris cares not.]

[thebigcooplowski]

"Not bad, but there's no way it can keep up with Megas!"

Coop flashed a grin as Megas beeped to indicate successfully locking onto more enemies.

"This fight's as good as done! YEAAAAH-"

SLAM!

Rather than push the button like a normal person, an adrenaline-fueled headbutt to the control panel launched DOZENS of rockets at a handful of targets. At the rate Chris and Coop were going, the battle really likely could not go on much longer. Although if it did, it's not like they're in any danger of running out of ammo... ever.