Testrun! It's showtime!

[a_louse]

1. [You're in the middle of some kind of disagreement, or had one recently. Whether it's a big and important thing or a relatively trivial one, it doesn't look like any kind of compromise can be reached. And then, suddenly this guy shows up.]

I am Roger Smith, Paradigm City's top negotiator. What seems to be the problem?


2. [You got into trouble, and a bunch of armed thugs or other human-sized bad guys have accosted you in a dark street. Looks like this is going to end in a mess... But suddenly a smoke bomb explodes, blocking the vision of most of the bad guys and causing them to cough! A man in a suit swings in on a line, landing a kick to the head of the one that escaped the smoke!]

I suggest we get out of here. Fast.


3. [Roger got waken up by some loud noises before noon, which counts as way too early for him. Now he's going down the corridor like a slightly annoyed zombie, trying to find the source of the noise.]

What is this ruckus...

Comments

[a_louse]

Well, then I believe you have a bigger problem on your heads than this argument right now.

[dashvectoring]

[Yes indeed.]

...Wouldn't have happened if someone learned to cancel better.

[bratty_savior]

...Wouldn't have happened if someone didn't use pointless cancels.

[a_louse]

[Roger wonders what the hell a cancel is supposed to be in this situation.]

...Either way, both machines are broken, which means it was not the work of just one of you. I think you need help less in negotiating between each other, and more between you and this place's owner.