Ain't no time like the 80's-For SRWU, Iczer-1

[nagisa_custom]

1. [There's a new girl on base! And how does she occupy her time here?]
TORIYAAAA-!

[By kicking the snot out of a sandbag in the gym! For a generic highschooler, she sure loves working out!]

2.


Ummm....

[For some reason, Nagisa is holding up an outfit-with a tiny miniskirt, of the "barely even there" variation.]

Wrestling outfits are one thing, but this...

3. [As you go about your daily business, who should you see wandering around town but an elf woman-wearing a pink, skintight bodysuit, with really outrageously pointy shoulders.

She seems to have gotten herself some ice cream.]

4. [An intense battle! It's a tough, difficult fight the enemies of the day, with neither side giving up an inch-when a pillar of blue light appears. It fades, revealing an elf.]


I cannot allow this to go on any longer.

[Reinforcements have arrived.]

Comments

2

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

Ha ha! Where did you pick up this outfit Nagisa? It looks ridiculous!

[Look who's talking.]

Re: 2

[nagisa_custom]

[The tiny miniskirt is very loud, but it doesn't come with any weird garter straps or poofy bits.]

Oh, like you're one to talk! Iczer gave it to me, she said it was for my protection.

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

This is for protection? You sure you're not being the butt of a joke?

[nagisa_custom]

She's saved me many times before, so...

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

Saved... with gifts of really, really skimpy clothing?

[nagisa_custom]

Eeeeeeh?! No, not like that! She just comes and blows up bad guys and teleports away!

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

Alright, that sounds more like my kind of saving!

I'm sure we can trust her.

4

[lostamigo]

[The building is attacked by robot ninjas! And it's defended by this hulking guy. Is he a robot himself, or just wearing power armor? Hard to say.]

Thanks, stranger.

[He fires a heavy shotgun point blank at an attacker that just leapt at him.]

...You look a bit elvish.

Re: 4

[nagisa_custom]

Elvish? No, I am of the Cthulwolf.

[The elf is unarmed, but as she shoves her fist at a ninja, a yellow beam shoots out of her hand and strikes them in the chest. This explodes the robot ninja.]

[lostamigo]

Cthulhu wolf?

[He uses the momentarily break to... look perplexed, apparently. At least that's the impression; emotions are hard to read when you have no face to speak of.]

You don't look much like either.

[nagisa_custom]

No, Cthulwolf. What are Cthulu...wolfs? I've not heard of them before.

[She's still not quite getting you here.]

[lostamigo]

A wolf is a wolf. Cthulhu...

[Suddenly he turns around, instantly draws a really big revolver, and repeatedly slams its hammer with his free hand! A robot ninja that was about to sneak up on them falls down, riddled with holes.]

...I'll explain Cthulhu later. It's kinda dangerous here.

[nagisa_custom]

Indeed...

[She draws a laser sword and holds it at the ready, watching carefully for any attackers.]

...Do you need to defend this building?

[lostamigo]

Yes. There are people holed up here. They hired me to defend them, and I won't let them down.

[He spins the gun's cylinder, ejecting the empty cases and replacing them quickly with new bullets.]

...At least I assume they hired me.