Have another Last Free City testrun.

[departed_child_of_gods]

1.



*She's been TRYING to explain something to you, but for some reason you find yourself distracted. Either way, it's obviously getting on her nerves, if the fact a few sparks are flitting about wasn't a dead giveaway.*

Damn it all, are you paying attention to me?! This is important stuff! Don't just ignore me!


2.



*You were trying to lock her out for whatever reason. But she's just floated right through the door.*

...What exactly was that supposed to accomplish again?


3.



*Busted. You've just spotted her petting a stray dog she's found.*

Oooh, who's a good puppy? Yes you are! Yes you are! Aren't you just the sweetest little thing!


Obligatory:



*One word: Drunk.*

But oh my word, you should have seen the one that got away! Ha ha ha! Oh dear, that was quite a battle, donchya think?

Comments

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[chump_samurai]

What.

Re: 2

[departed_child_of_gods]

Hi. Ghost. Not bound to physical laws, remember?

[chump_samurai]

I'm surrounded by unreasonable people.

[departed_child_of_gods]

YOU'RE the unreasonable one! What were you thinking, trying to lock me out like that?!

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[magic_world_theory]

NOW!

[Ectoplasmic barriers up! The puppy was a trap!]

[departed_child_of_gods]

What what what! What is this?!

[magic_world_theory]

My trap worked perfectly! Now you will have no choice but to surrender to me your ghost secrets.

[departed_child_of_gods]

What the hell are you talking about?! Ghost secrets?! I don't HAVE any ghost secrets!

[magic_world_theory]

A likely story! Really, and you claim to be a ghost.

[departed_child_of_gods]

I AM a ghost! What, the fact I'm floating and don't have feet isn't enough for you?!

[magic_world_theory]

There are plenty of alternate explanations! You could be some kind of energy-based lifeform, or be a holographic projection of an artificial intelligence.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Or I could be someone who DIED 1500 years ago and came back as a ghost! It is REALLY not that complicated!