For last_free_city

[avengedhimself]

[1]
[So, you guys are totally going to wake up in the morning with a headache.

Note. This is a fact, not an opinion.]

OI, OI, OI, OI! THE HELL IS THIS PLACE!? THIS AIN'T THE CAMP, AND WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY GANMEN ANYWAYS!?

[Because seriously if you guys can get through that racket without even a second glance, you'd be wrong as this is some pretty loud shouting coming from near the Bifrost.]


[2]
[This time, there's a guy just walking around town carrying a sword and just. Walking around. Doing nothing ridiculous, at least for the moment. And talking to some people.

Well.

You might've seen him walk past you for about a second before you can feel a hand on your shoulders.]

'Sup?


[3]
[So, you guys are in dire straight in a fight, and probably could use a cavalry or two due to this.

No worries! Because you certainly can see that a blue-haired male just. Drop-kicked your freaking enemy in the face as a dynamic entry.]

Oi oi, oi, oi! The party doesn't start until I'm here!

Comments

2;

[idonthavearoute]

[ Oh.
My.
God???

This is the best day ever for Illyasviel von Einzbern. Not only did she just save the day before, but now she gets to meet a TRUE. SHOUNEN. HERO.

Don't mind the little bit of drool that's accumulating down the side of her lips. ]

S-S-Sup!

[avengedhimself]

Saw you fight the other day.

[Beat.]

Shit's pretty cash.

[idonthavearoute]

That's right! Poop is pretty cheap!

[ Wait, is that right? Now she's not sure. She just wants to be half as cool as you, Kamina!!! ]

[avengedhimself]

...Don't think that's how people reply to that.

[There's this weird look on his face.]

Anyways, that fight's pretty damn awesome that I want you-

[DRAMATIC FINGER POINT]

To join the GREAT GURREN BRIGADE!

[idonthavearoute]

Oh, well it was the best I could do at short notice. [ Seriously, not everyone is able to think of COOL SHIT TO SAY on the fly. ] Wait, what?

You're allowing me to join...

[ BIG SPARKLY EYES ARE GO. ]

This is so cool!!

[avengedhimself]

Of course, we could use some pretty girls like you who knows how to kick ass!

[...provided he gets the permission from Kiritsugu or Shirou or Saber or Kuro.]

[idonthavearoute]

Mm, you're right. It wouldn't be a good show without my beauty to beat out your GAR. And who better to fill that role than a rumored sister?

[ Giggling. ]

Hee, that may not be true or not, but I'm not telling.

[avengedhimself]

That's the spirit! Because your 'magical thing' will be the one that lights up the heaven even more!

[...is it even possi- oh wait this is Gurren Lagann we're talking about. Carry on.]

[idonthavearoute]

Right! I'll light up the heaven and tear it apart with the power of, um, the power of something that can tear apart heavens yeaaaaaaah!

[avengedhimself]

[And thus this place is then oversaturated by the collision of GAR and Moe.

The End?]

3

[just_some_meddler]

What on earth do you think you're doing here!?

[avengedhimself]

Saving your cute pretty ass.

[Yeah, totally busy here. Just. Slashing the hell out of the enemy.]

[just_some_meddler]

[Suddenly the enemy can wait, though one of them that strays too close gets a trio of swords to the face.]

Excuse me? I didn't need any rescue!

[avengedhimself]

You certainly looked like you needed one!

[just_some_meddler]

Even if I did, I wouldn't want it from a lowbrow like you!

[avengedhimself]

Aaah, lowbrow!?

[Screw fighting. He's going to just kick it in the face and then stomp towards Ciel.]

I'll have you know that I'm the leader of the GREAT GURREN BRIGADE!

[just_some_meddler]

[Kamina gets some swords thrown at his face!

Okay actually right over his shoulder at the guy coming up behind him to stab him in the back.]

Do what you want. It's not my fault if you get yourself killed.

[avengedhimself]

[Not.

Even.

Flinching.

Nope, not even when he just picked Ciel up, swords and all, bridal style.

And ran as quickly as he can away from the enemies.]

Suit yourself, then!

[just_some_meddler]

[Twisting around like an angry cat!]

H-Hey! When I said you could do what you want I didn't mean THIS!

[avengedhimself]

[Guess who has an iron grip? This guy.]

A real man or woman never goes back on his or her words, so tough luck!

[just_some_meddler]

Okay that's it.

[And so, with a rather inspired piece of acrobatics, Kamina got a boot firmly shoved into the bottom of his jaw.]

[avengedhimself]

[BRB. Hitting the ground. In a painful way.]

[just_some_meddler]

Now do me a favor and stay kicked. This isn't something you need to get involved in!

[avengedhimself]

Oi, oi, oi! It's a man's duty to help his friends whenever they're in trouble!

[...Not like Ciel's his friend anyways.]

3

[colddeadhands]

[You get shot at.]

[avengedhimself]

OI! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

[colddeadhands]

What do you think?! Coming from nowhere, trying to help me... Did you think I wouldn't know who you are?

Kino, that doesn't look anything like--

[Ever heard the sound of a silenced P90, Kamina?]

[You still haven't. But you're getting shot by it.]

[avengedhimself]

HEY, HEY, HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING AT!

[AND HE'S STILL DODGING, GODDAMMIT.]

[colddeadhands]

[ratatataclick]

[click click click]

That's a lot of clicks. Is he procrastinating on tags again?

Ack... I'm out.

[avengedhimself]

[He's going to just be. Slumped down on the ground exhausted.

As the enemy falls down, littered with bullet holes.]

[colddeadhands]

Nice job! That's another day over with!

You don't get to act like a normal heroine after that...

[avengedhimself]

OVER WITH!? GIRL, YOU ALMOST KILLED ME BACK THERE!

[colddeadhands]

'Almost'...?

[Le sigh. That's french. It's classy.]

Fine. What are you now? Samoyed Mask ε? ψ?

[avengedhimself]

I'M NOT ANY OF THOSE.

[Oh hey, he's standing up again!]

THE NAME'S KAMINA, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME THE GREAT KAMINA, THE LEADER OF THE GREAT GURREN BRIGADE!

[There's even a... wait what the heck did a volcano just erupted behind him.]

[colddeadhands]

Appreciating the other one more now?

Not really.

3; it isn't too late for this, now is it?

[snipes]

What the hell?!

[ Yoko didn't even have the chance to rip off her clothing. Way to ruin the moment by being a big damn hero. ]

NEVER

[avengedhimself]

[WHATEVER, GURL, HE'S HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.]

What, never seen a guy drop-kick a giant snake before?

AWESOME

[snipes]

I saw it first. [ YOU KILL STEALING JERK. ] I could have handled it just fine or do you need a refresher on my skills?

[avengedhimself]

Waddya say? I can't hear you clearly.

[Clearly she's jealous of his awesome.]

[snipes]

Then maybe I should clean your ears out.

[ By smacking the side of his head violently.
It's a valid solution in her mind. ]

[avengedhimself]

THE HELL WAS THAT ONE FOR!?

[Getting up.

Holy shit that freaking hurt.]

[snipes]

For kicking that snake. It wasn't even that menacing!

[ It wanted to squeeze her to death... ]

[avengedhimself]

Oh? SO You forgot that it was squeezing you to death?

[That was pretty damn kinky though...]

[snipes]

I didn't forget. I was just waiting for the right opportunity to rock it!

[ Get yo mind out of the gutter. ]