For last_free_city

[avengedhimself]

[1]
[So, you guys are totally going to wake up in the morning with a headache.

Note. This is a fact, not an opinion.]

OI, OI, OI, OI! THE HELL IS THIS PLACE!? THIS AIN'T THE CAMP, AND WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY GANMEN ANYWAYS!?

[Because seriously if you guys can get through that racket without even a second glance, you'd be wrong as this is some pretty loud shouting coming from near the Bifrost.]


[2]
[This time, there's a guy just walking around town carrying a sword and just. Walking around. Doing nothing ridiculous, at least for the moment. And talking to some people.

Well.

You might've seen him walk past you for about a second before you can feel a hand on your shoulders.]

'Sup?


[3]
[So, you guys are in dire straight in a fight, and probably could use a cavalry or two due to this.

No worries! Because you certainly can see that a blue-haired male just. Drop-kicked your freaking enemy in the face as a dynamic entry.]

Oi oi, oi, oi! The party doesn't start until I'm here!

Comments

[idonthavearoute]

That's right! Poop is pretty cheap!

[ Wait, is that right? Now she's not sure. She just wants to be half as cool as you, Kamina!!! ]

[avengedhimself]

...Don't think that's how people reply to that.

[There's this weird look on his face.]

Anyways, that fight's pretty damn awesome that I want you-

[DRAMATIC FINGER POINT]

To join the GREAT GURREN BRIGADE!

[idonthavearoute]

Oh, well it was the best I could do at short notice. [ Seriously, not everyone is able to think of COOL SHIT TO SAY on the fly. ] Wait, what?

You're allowing me to join...

[ BIG SPARKLY EYES ARE GO. ]

This is so cool!!

[avengedhimself]

Of course, we could use some pretty girls like you who knows how to kick ass!

[...provided he gets the permission from Kiritsugu or Shirou or Saber or Kuro.]

[idonthavearoute]

Mm, you're right. It wouldn't be a good show without my beauty to beat out your GAR. And who better to fill that role than a rumored sister?

[ Giggling. ]

Hee, that may not be true or not, but I'm not telling.

[avengedhimself]

That's the spirit! Because your 'magical thing' will be the one that lights up the heaven even more!

[...is it even possi- oh wait this is Gurren Lagann we're talking about. Carry on.]

[idonthavearoute]

Right! I'll light up the heaven and tear it apart with the power of, um, the power of something that can tear apart heavens yeaaaaaaah!

[avengedhimself]

[And thus this place is then oversaturated by the collision of GAR and Moe.

The End?]