last_free_city/imperial_saga/General Voice Test

[prototype_king]

((I'll try to keep the prompts general, but feel free to specify Last Free City, Imperial Saga, his original universe, or wherever the hell else as a setting))

1

[The Man With No Shirt just strolled into the scene, looking completely at home as he gives everything an appraising look.]

Tch. Interesting place you've got here. Well, I guess it'll do to settle down for a moment.

You! I am Gilgamesh, King of Heroes! I'm on important business, and I'm not where I expected, so tell me where I am. Make it quick and I might make it worth your while.

2

[It's a fight scene! Whether it's Riftspawn, Terra Cotta Soldiers, or weird Grail zombie things, Gilgamesh looks to be enjoying himself, jumping up and over the enemy, alighting on buildings or debris occasionally to fire out barrages of glowing magical swords from rifts in the air around him. Whatever he's fighting is getting cut down effortlessly. Looking half-amused and half-frustrated, he makes a "come get some" motion with the twin swords in his hands.]

Ha! Why won't you bastards give me a real challenge, huh? I'm getting bored! At this rate I'll have to switch sides just to work up a sweat...just kidding.

[Maybe.]

3

[You have a magic sword or legendary weapon of some kind.]

Hoooo! That's a nice weapon you have there. It's not within Babil, so it must be a unique existence. Tell me where you got it!

4

[You are a post-pubescent female humanoid of some kind.]

Such a charming face~! Of all the many beautiful women I've seen, I can say I've now found the pinnacle! As soon as I'm done killing whatever it is I'm supposed to be killing here, I'll make you my bride!

Comments

[championofthesun]

[And at this point, Gawain readies his swing.]

EXCALIBUR...

[Here comes the swing!]

GALATIIIINE!

[The sword is followed by a trail of fire. The fire grows into a blaze that consumes the entire range of Archer's attack and reaches up, high above Gawain's head. When the flames of the sun and the deluge meet, steam is formed and rises up harmlessly.]

[prototype_king]

[By the time the steam starts rising above the skyline, the magic circle (and pillars) have disappeared, and Gilgamesh has sheathed his swords and returned to the ground as if nothing at all unusual had happened.]

A variation on a theme, eh? Not quite Excalibur, and not quite Arthur.

So what are you, his little brother or something?

[championofthesun]

You still do not know even after I revealed the name of my Noble Phantasm? Did the Throne of Heroes fail to impart on you the knowledge of myth and folklore?

[prototype_king]

I know Excalibur, and I know Arthur. I know he had many knights, but I'd never heard of another Sword of Victory.

And to think I was so interested because he and that sword were unique...

[championofthesun]

This sword is a sister to Excalibur, in that its origins are similar. The source of its power, however, is the opposite of Excalibur.

[prototype_king]

I guess the fairies were industrious folk.

A sword of the sun instead of a sword of the Earth and moon. Heh, if I'd fought the two of you at opposite times I'd have won.

[championofthesun]

Perhaps you would have. But not if you had fought the true Once and Forever King.

[prototype_king]

You think the Holy Grail would summon up some kind of faker? That man was without a doubt the wielder of Excalibur.

[championofthesun]

Then perhaps the Grail summoned up an image of what the people expected my king to be. But that is not the true nature of my liege.

[prototype_king]

I never cared much for the mechanics of the damned cup, so why don't you just speak plainly for once?

[championofthesun]

There are some facts which I simply cannot divulge.

[prototype_king]

Such a serious knight. You really do remind me of him.

Well, this was fun, but I'd better go find a fae to kill or a human to contract with, or I'll be dead again in the next couple of hours.