last_free_city/imperial_saga/General Voice Test

[prototype_king]

((I'll try to keep the prompts general, but feel free to specify Last Free City, Imperial Saga, his original universe, or wherever the hell else as a setting))

1

[The Man With No Shirt just strolled into the scene, looking completely at home as he gives everything an appraising look.]

Tch. Interesting place you've got here. Well, I guess it'll do to settle down for a moment.

You! I am Gilgamesh, King of Heroes! I'm on important business, and I'm not where I expected, so tell me where I am. Make it quick and I might make it worth your while.

2

[It's a fight scene! Whether it's Riftspawn, Terra Cotta Soldiers, or weird Grail zombie things, Gilgamesh looks to be enjoying himself, jumping up and over the enemy, alighting on buildings or debris occasionally to fire out barrages of glowing magical swords from rifts in the air around him. Whatever he's fighting is getting cut down effortlessly. Looking half-amused and half-frustrated, he makes a "come get some" motion with the twin swords in his hands.]

Ha! Why won't you bastards give me a real challenge, huh? I'm getting bored! At this rate I'll have to switch sides just to work up a sweat...just kidding.

[Maybe.]

3

[You have a magic sword or legendary weapon of some kind.]

Hoooo! That's a nice weapon you have there. It's not within Babil, so it must be a unique existence. Tell me where you got it!

4

[You are a post-pubescent female humanoid of some kind.]

Such a charming face~! Of all the many beautiful women I've seen, I can say I've now found the pinnacle! As soon as I'm done killing whatever it is I'm supposed to be killing here, I'll make you my bride!

Comments

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[championofthesun]

[Galatine was a gift from the Lady of the Lake, so it's definitely not within Gil's treasury.]

This sword is my Noble Phantasm. With that in mind, I hope you will understand if I elect to not divulge its origin, lest I give away its name in the process.

[prototype_king]

[Unfortunately for Gawain...]

Eh?! Wait a second, I do recognize that sword! It belonged to a full-of-himself Saber wearing a skirt.

[Gilgamesh is now conquering your personal space.]

You even look a bit like him, but you aren't him...where'd you get this sword?

[championofthesun]

[Not budging. It doesn't hurt that he's got Numeral of the Saint going for him.]

...I have no idea what you are talking about. This sword has only ever been wielded by me.

[prototype_king]

Tch. You're Saber, then? The Holy Sword Wielder Saber, who managed to survive my Star of Destruction with that sword?

I guess you must have died in the meantime, if you don't remember me. And got uglier.

[championofthesun]

You must have me mistaken for somebody else. All of my memories are intact.

1

[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer just rolls his eyes at the other Heroic Spirit.]

Midgard. Put on a shirt.

[prototype_king]

Oh, it's the mutt. Are we doing another stupid Grail War already?

[puppy_lancer]

Nope. We do get to fight fun battles against this world's version of my pantheon, though. Always did want to punch Morrigan in the face again.

[He just hopes that he won't run into this world's version of Lugh. It would be pretty awkward.]

[prototype_king]

No treasure hunts? No secrecy? Just an all-out brawl against the gods?

Heh, I like this place already.

[puppy_lancer]

Two pantheons worth of them. For once, I actually agree with you that this place is likeable.

[His spear forms in his hands and he narrows his eyes.]

But I'll just give you this warning--we're all supposed to be working together here. Now, I don't care if you nurse any private grudges or what you do to anyone else while I'm not looking. But Misaya is off limits. If you ever hurt her...then not even your gods would be able to save you.

3

[gaveupfeeling]

Lorelei was forged by the gods themselves.

[You cannot has this lance.]

[prototype_king]

[What would the King of Heroes want with a Lance? That's a weapon for losers with E-rank Luck.]

Oh, the gods. I'm so very impressed they managed to use their infinite power to give some kid a pointy stick.

[gaveupfeeling]

It's natural that they should use their power to assist their warriors in carrying out their commands.

[ :| ]

[prototype_king]

More like meddle in things and rely on us to clean up their messes.

[gaveupfeeling]

It is not your place to question them.

4, can't help myself.

[departed_child_of_gods]

...you DO realize I'm DEAD, don't you?

[prototype_king]

Cute is cute.

And if you want to get technical, I'm dead too.

[departed_child_of_gods]

I don't even have LEGS!

[prototype_king]

I am a little iffy on the mechanics of anything beyond enjoying your beauty...

But I'm the King of Heroes! I'm sure I can work something out.

3

[thedarkheir]

[Soma's getting ready for battle, putting on a mish-mash of light armor over jeans and his chest, heavier gauntlets on his arm, the sword in question laid on a bench]

hmmm...? The Claimh Solais - and I found it behind a waterfall...

[prototype_king]

...you just...found a legendary sword? No quest or anything?

That mutt must have dropped it when he had it...

[thedarkheir]

Well, it was in a castle sealed inside a solar eclipse if that makes it more interesting for you...

mutt?

[He cocks his head]

[prototype_king]

Didn't the Hound of Ulster carry that at some point, or is the Grail's information full of shit again?

4

[colddeadhands]

'Bride'?

There is no way you don't know what that is. It's OOC for you to even--

Throw me a definition.

bride - a thread or loop that joins parts of a pattern. Also called bar... wait.

That doesn't make sense, sir.

Is that truetype text audible?

[prototype_king]

Everything I do makes sense. Your gentle demeanor, this modern boyish look so many young women seem to have now, your complete drywallness...it's inexpressibly cute.