last_free_city/imperial_saga/General Voice Test

[prototype_king]

((I'll try to keep the prompts general, but feel free to specify Last Free City, Imperial Saga, his original universe, or wherever the hell else as a setting))

1

[The Man With No Shirt just strolled into the scene, looking completely at home as he gives everything an appraising look.]

Tch. Interesting place you've got here. Well, I guess it'll do to settle down for a moment.

You! I am Gilgamesh, King of Heroes! I'm on important business, and I'm not where I expected, so tell me where I am. Make it quick and I might make it worth your while.

2

[It's a fight scene! Whether it's Riftspawn, Terra Cotta Soldiers, or weird Grail zombie things, Gilgamesh looks to be enjoying himself, jumping up and over the enemy, alighting on buildings or debris occasionally to fire out barrages of glowing magical swords from rifts in the air around him. Whatever he's fighting is getting cut down effortlessly. Looking half-amused and half-frustrated, he makes a "come get some" motion with the twin swords in his hands.]

Ha! Why won't you bastards give me a real challenge, huh? I'm getting bored! At this rate I'll have to switch sides just to work up a sweat...just kidding.

[Maybe.]

3

[You have a magic sword or legendary weapon of some kind.]

Hoooo! That's a nice weapon you have there. It's not within Babil, so it must be a unique existence. Tell me where you got it!

4

[You are a post-pubescent female humanoid of some kind.]

Such a charming face~! Of all the many beautiful women I've seen, I can say I've now found the pinnacle! As soon as I'm done killing whatever it is I'm supposed to be killing here, I'll make you my bride!

Comments

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[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer just rolls his eyes at the other Heroic Spirit.]

Midgard. Put on a shirt.

[prototype_king]

Oh, it's the mutt. Are we doing another stupid Grail War already?

[puppy_lancer]

Nope. We do get to fight fun battles against this world's version of my pantheon, though. Always did want to punch Morrigan in the face again.

[He just hopes that he won't run into this world's version of Lugh. It would be pretty awkward.]

[prototype_king]

No treasure hunts? No secrecy? Just an all-out brawl against the gods?

Heh, I like this place already.

[puppy_lancer]

Two pantheons worth of them. For once, I actually agree with you that this place is likeable.

[His spear forms in his hands and he narrows his eyes.]

But I'll just give you this warning--we're all supposed to be working together here. Now, I don't care if you nurse any private grudges or what you do to anyone else while I'm not looking. But Misaya is off limits. If you ever hurt her...then not even your gods would be able to save you.

[prototype_king]

She's back to life in this place? Good, she was a bit of an eyesore as a zombie.

I don't suppose Ayaka's around too?

[puppy_lancer]

[He just growls in response to Archer's first comment.]

Don't know. Haven't seen her yet.

[prototype_king]

Well, I'll just have to keep an eye out. A nice war is fine, but a nice war with beautiful women on our side would be even better, right?

[puppy_lancer]

...There's plenty of pretty lassies running around. Nicest one so far is this tall lady with flowing dark hair and some sort of mask around her eyes.

[prototype_king]

Heh heh! Intriguingly mysterious! She one of us, or a regular human girl?

[puppy_lancer]

One of us. I'm kinda jealous of whatever Master managed to summon her, because just that rack alone...

[prototype_king]

Well, now at least I have something to occupy myself with until I find some gods to fight. Good boy!

[puppy_lancer]

...I'M NOT A DOG!

[Oh yes, you are.]

[prototype_king]

If I scratched you behind the ears, your ponytail would wag.

[puppy_lancer]

No it wouldn't! Stop making horrible jokes!

[...It's a little known fact that it's actually true.]

[prototype_king]

I'd beat you in three seconds if I happened to have a rolled-up newspaper inside Babil.

[This is fun!]

[puppy_lancer]

...Bring it!

[prototype_king]

Heh.

[True to his word, Gilgamesh invokes the Key of the King's Law, opening a single portal from which he throws...

an intricately carved stick.]

[puppy_lancer]

[It's tempting to run off after the stick. Too tempting, in fact. But he holds his ground.]

What was that supposed to do?

[prototype_king]

Just an experiment, mutt.

[Gilgamesh just turns and walks off now, presumably in search of breasts. Leaving that wand or whatever it is lying there.]

[puppy_lancer]

[As soon as his back is turned, Lancer rushes toward the stick, picks it up, and examines it. Old habits died hard, especially ones you picked up while pretending to be a dog.]

[prototype_king]

[It was probably someone's magic wand idefk.]

[puppy_lancer]

[Don't mind the magical explosion that might occur behind him.]