CHANGE! GETTER 3! (SRWU testrun)

[threetimesasfat]

-1-

[In the hangar of one of UG's bases, there is a bewildering selection of mechs from across time and space, and Musashi looks fucking thrilled at the prospect of getting to pilot one!]

Eeeeeheehehee I can't wait! I hope a mechasaurus attacks soon! I'll get in Getter Robo and we'll beat it back to the stone age with teamwork and guts and punching!

Hey, do you think "Daisetsuzanoroshi!" sounds cooler, or "Wind blowing down mount Daisetsu!"?

-2-

[After eating a staggering twelve plates of food, Musashi finally sits back a bit, contentedly. You've seen him eat lots of food before, but this display was truly one of a kind. He could just be hungry, or it could just be that the cook is a cute girl who seems to like that someone REALLY likes her cooking.]

Phew! I don't normally eat so much but I just can't help it when the food is so good!

-3-

[The enemy has bulled through all kinds of trickery and skill with just plain raw strength.]

It's 'bout time I get a turn. Now I'll show you that Getter Robo shouldn't be underestimated in power either! CHANGE, GETTER THREE!

Comments

2

[onewalksintomordor]

Remember what happened last time you ate like that?

[It involved an attack that required them to sortie shortly afterwards. Also, a mess.]

[threetimesasfat]

What are the odds of that happening twice?

[onewalksintomordor]

The only reason it woudn't happen again would be if you learned a lesson, dumbass!

[threetimesasfat]

Anyways I only ate twelve plates this time.

[There's a call of "Pasta's done!" from the other room.]

Thirteen.

[onewalksintomordor]

Oi, pasta's even worse! At least eat something lighter!

[threetimesasfat]

Don't underestimate my stomach, Ryou. I've done more training since then!

[onewalksintomordor]

Tch! If you're calling it training now, you must be ready for the Olympics.

[threetimesasfat]

Yer damn right I am.

[onewalksintomordor]

[SUDDENLY KLAXONS]


That actually took longer than I expected.

[threetimesasfat]

Why me...

[It takes two attempts to stand up, but he manages it.]

Oof. Okay, I'm good.

[onewalksintomordor]

I'm not helping you clean up.

[threetimesasfat]

Perfect! I'm not helping me clean up either! We gotta go!

1

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

You're the straightforward type, huh.

Doesn't that mean the same thing though?

Re: 1

[threetimesasfat]

Yeah sure, but one's in English. Makes it sound more hardcore and foreign-y.

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

Doesn't roll off the tongue. English is overrated anyway.

[Look, Kettle. Pot's talking.]

[threetimesasfat]

If English is so overrated then why do all the biggest action movies use English?

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

That's because...

[Okay, that's a fair argument. Especially with that one Chris watched a while back and really liked. The one with guns.]

E... either way it sounds better in Japanese, okay?

[threetimesasfat]

You really think so? Hmm...

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

Yeah!

More importantly, really eager to fight, aren't you? That reminds me of a certain someone.

[threetimesasfat]

You bet your butt I want to fight! With Getter Robo we're look super heroes saving the day!

2

[cloningblues]

How much do you normally eat? I think this would be enough to feed my whole team...

[threetimesasfat]

I dunno. Three or four plates?

[cloningblues]

Okay...

[That still sounds like food for 2 people! Asagi glances at the giant pile of plates.]

You're not going to be sick, right? Just making sure.

[threetimesasfat]

If you think I'll lose to just this much food, you've got another thing comin'!

[cloningblues]

What was the most you ate at once?

[threetimesasfat]

Uh...a while back when Michiru was cooking, I ended up eating...sixteen plates? After a while they started irrigation together.

[cloningblues]

Are you sure your stomach is not a portal to the Digestion Dimension?

To blur together. How the hell did irrigation get in there?

[threetimesasfat]

Nope! Just plain ol' guts!

yeah, I was wondering what that part is all about

[cloningblues]

Literal guts, or metaphorical guts?

[threetimesasfat]

Both!

[cloningblues]

I figured.

[anewmachine]

The second one's too long. Make it punchy, like... "Mountain Gale!", something like that.

They don't make Jaeger pilots yell "Rocket in the elbow that makes my punch go fast", after all.

[threetimesasfat]

That's not the name of the Technique, though.

[anewmachine]

You have to be willing to take some creative liberties!

..."Daisetzu Zephyr"?

[threetimesasfat]

Huh, that's not bad.

[anewmachine]

Z sounds make everything cool.