lostamigo: (More than a face)
Not Boomerang - sorry Wild Arms fans ([personal profile] lostamigo) wrote in [community profile] testrun_box2015-03-27 09:27 pm

Daily Lives of Gunslinging Cyborgs

1. [Daniel is a mercenary. He takes jobs for a living. He doesn't do anything morally objectionable, but silly or strange tasks are a different matter entirely. Even if they make him blink an eye. Figuratively speaking.]

You want me to do... what, exactly?

2. [Shooting range. The very tall cyborg is focused, his hand hovering over his holstered gun while the other one is about to press the near console's GO button and start the course... But suddenly, his head turns towards you.]

Do you want to practice with me?

[There's something suspicious about this course. The targets aren't even visible yet.]

3. [Everyone needs to relax after a day of hard work. Daniel sits down in a comfy chair (which creaks in protest, considering how big and heavy he is), opens a bag of potato chips (how is he going to eat them?) and turns on the TV. What appears on the screen is a cheesy, ancient black and white western - one of those where the protagonist and villain actually wear white and black hats respectively. Only after a moment Daniel notices your presence.]


yassaimossai: (Maximum levels of smug)


[personal profile] yassaimossai 2015-03-27 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the kind of show big mercenary robot guys watch after work?
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[personal profile] yassaimossai 2015-03-28 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Is it really that interesting? It looks super old.
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[personal profile] yassaimossai 2015-03-28 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)

[Chris is going to stare at the scene for a while with a sceptical expression on her face.

Is the movie really fun? She has her doubts. Not to mention, she wants to see how will Daniel try to eat all that stuff he brought.]

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sang_av_helten: (Surely you jest)


[personal profile] sang_av_helten 2015-03-28 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
What indeed? Cannot I simply choose to entertain myself alongside a fellow warrior?

[Kitty huff of pride as he settles on the armrest of the creaking chair.]
sang_av_helten: (I do not like it)

[personal profile] sang_av_helten 2015-03-28 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Skald promptly gives Daniel the flattest look his face can muster.]


Yes. I can talk. Is it truly that hard to believe?
totallyhonest: (guilty)

[personal profile] totallyhonest 2015-03-28 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you listen at all? Geez.

Anyway partner, I won't repeat everything again. I'll just tell you your part of it. Just go to the fountain in the town center and dance on top of it. Just that. I'll take care of the rest.

If this succeed, we'll both be rich! Rich!
totallyhonest: (dreamy)

[personal profile] totallyhonest 2015-03-28 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the point! Don't you get it?

Anyway, as discussed before, I can't pay you now, but I'll give you the percentage of the profit. 80-20.
totallyhonest: (serious)

[personal profile] totallyhonest 2015-04-04 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
A couple of guys with riot armor-looking gear and coat and strange goggled gasmask came. Their goggles glint red.

"There are no heat signature from you. You are a robot. But you dare to dance on the sacred fountain of Ut'Gah. Are you the phropecied messiah?"

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[personal profile] pulledplug 2015-03-28 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you really-

[He presses pamphlet at Daniel again. God it was hard enough to summon up the courage to ask mask dude in the first place, and now he's gotta do it again.]

I've got to fix the the janitor closet's sink and the freakin' repair manual doesn't have pictures to go with it! So just... read through the instructions for me!
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[personal profile] dashvectoring 2015-03-30 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. It's not really my thing, but I could use some practice.

[Maria eyes the cyborg's stance for a while, before picking up her weapon and releasing the safety.]


[But then she wonders why there are no targets when she looks ahead...]
dashvectoring: (Woah!)

[personal profile] dashvectoring 2015-03-30 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
This is way too quick...!

[She tries to keep up by firing her own gun, but only manages to get one in that time.]

Gross! I can't even tell if those are real!
dashvectoring: (Hhgg!!)

[personal profile] dashvectoring 2015-03-30 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you even tell?!

[Bang, bang, bang.]

Agh...I only see rats!

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a_monetized_mind: (Tea!)


[personal profile] a_monetized_mind 2015-03-30 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I want you to come with me to hire some terrorists, so we can fight the other terrorists.

It's pretty straightforward.
a_monetized_mind: (Happy!)

[personal profile] a_monetized_mind 2015-03-30 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll be fiiiiiine. The Nu Metal Objectivists are assholes, but they really like flashy cyborg enhancements. If you just stand there all stoically and act like you're my boss, we'll get through just fine.

Besides, you're pretty good in a fight, aren't you?