majestic_keiki: (Shy smile)
majestic_keiki ([personal profile] majestic_keiki) wrote in [community profile] testrun_box2014-03-09 08:54 pm

Even more Princes

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[Whatever the reason you've come here for, you've found the kitchen engulfed in a distinctly sugary smell, all centered around the green...thing sitting on the middle of the table, surrounded by dirty bowls, whisks and other kitchen equipment. It has a candy cherry on the top suggesting that it might be some kind of dessert. Maybe.

Kei returns to the kitchen just a little bit later, giving you an awkward smile.]

Oh, I thought the kitchen was empty...Did you need something?



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[A recent operation has brought a lot of attention on Team Rabbits and now Kei has been cornered by someone wanting to hear about it. Perhaps a fan or someone interviewing. Maybe it's you or maybe it's someone else. Regardless, she seems not to have an easy time dealing with it and is practically looking for an escape.]
abugslife: (extremely expressive face)

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[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-10 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[A two meter tall alien bug woman is poking the cake with a bony finger.]

What could this mysterious object be?
abugslife: (great enthusiasm)

[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-10 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, excellent. I see that earthlings have managed to progress far on the field of culinary achievements, as well.

What kind of food is it? Prepared meat of a wild beast?
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[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-10 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
How intriguing. From these ingredients one would expect a shaking mass of jelly, covered in various dusts!

...I'd like to taste it, if possible.
abugslife: (great enthusiasm)

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[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-10 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like natural evolution of what was in the ancient times known as bread.

[Eat, eat with a strangely expressionless face. Well, her face is expressionless most of the time anyway.]

...It seems our standards when it comes to food are noticably different.
abugslife: (hey you can see her horns for once)

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[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-10 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
This "cake", while quite good, is barely sweet at all.
abugslife: (great enthusiasm)

[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-11 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly, our taste buds work differently.

[Or maybe bugs just really love sugar.]

Several thousand years have passed since my people arrived on Earth in an exploration mission, and our civilizations didn't have any contact since. However, the discoveries of those ancient explorers are well-documented. They have laid the foundation for our culture.
abugslife: (s-stupid!)

[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-12 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Not entirely. We didn't share any cultural or technological achievements with you, nor did we help in shaping your civilization in any way. As a matter of fact, earthlings already had an advanced civilization when the ancient explorers found them.

...Advanced enough that it influenced us for millenia, even to this day.
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[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-12 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Bronze. Iron was extremely uncommon in that region.

[Gee, wonder what region could she be talking about!]
abugslife: (oh? how amusing)

[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-12 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Art, architecture, clothing, music, and much more! While earthlings were much more primitive than my ancestors back in the day, their cultural achievements were truly amazing.
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[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-12 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, we didn't adapt all of their customs, of course. Having such a large and powerful priest caste is just asking for trouble. And we never kept our own people as slaves, even if the Anti-Earthling Party wants to do it with you.
abugslife: (not impressed with your shit)

[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-12 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
The group that thinks we should conquer Earth and enslave its inhabitants. They're short-sighted and don't see that this will only end in unnecessary death and destruction for both races.

As a member of the Pro-Earthling Party, I believe in cooperation. And as its top general, it is my duty to face the AEP in battle. If these fools do not listen to arguments, then they will listen to blades.
abugslife: (oh? how amusing)

[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-12 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No. It's because we call ourselves humans.
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[personal profile] abugslife 2014-03-12 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Really unlikely, or perhaps really obvious? "Human" is a word that means "someone of my species". I would not be surprised if almost every race called themselves humans, in their own language.

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