More SRWU! Yes, she says all those things with this face

[abugslife]

1. [Hetepheres encounters some sign of human culture as she passes by. It might be music, a movie, art, a game, even an unusual building - doesn't matter. It also doesn't matter if it's something very snobby and high-brow, or low-brow and plebian - her reaction is the same! As for you, either you're passing by as well, or are actively engaged with the thing in question.]

Ah, how interesting. I see that the advancements of Earthling culture continue to amaze.

2. [Now she's watching some people at work. Construction workers building something, engineers working on mecha in the hangar, something else - your pick. And now she turns to you.]

If I may ask - are those free laborers? Did Earth abolish the institution of slavery yet?

3. [Late evening kitchen raid! The huge bug-alien is consuming a pile of biscuits with... sugar and mayo. What. Only now she noticed you. Staring, probably.]

Hmm? May I help you...?

4. [A mecha fight! Or rather, the aftermath of one. It was a flawless victory, not one of those Generic Bad Ends!]

An amazing victory! Everyone, engrave this battle in your minds and cherish it, for it is something to be proud of. As for now...

[Well, mostly flawless. Hetepheres' machine is lying on its back, struggling to get up. Have you ever seen a beetle in the same situation? It's kinda like that, only with desperate attempts to keep her dignity added.]

...A little help, if you don't mind?

Comments

[abugslife]

Of course. Being light is the whole point; a soldier has to stay in good shape, and eating a three-course meal four times a day is detrimental to that.

Technically, at least. Some do it regardless.

[mistaken_for_monster]

... Yeah well... I kinda figured since you're bigger you'd need to eat more is all.

[Volya's going to get to work on eating those-... okay seriously. All of that should taste horrid. How can he even eat all of it without retching even once? He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand after a few bites.]

Do you still need that Mayonnaise?

[abugslife]

More in comparison to whom? Yourself? This perspective might be a bit unreliable, you'd have to admit. And what makes you think this is my dinner?

[Mayo handed over.]

Are you going to add this to the sweet-smelling fruit?