More MJP for SRWU!

[cloningblues]

1. [It's a calm, beautiful day. Asagi makes sure his bonsai trees are okay, stretches, and leaves his room. This music might as well be playing in the background. Everything is going alright! Maybe for once the day will be relaxing and not full of stress!

And then he steps right into some kind of pandemonium. The music reached the 2:38 part. Calm is replaced by shenanigans. And you're right in the middle of it.]


What is this...

2. [Asagi messed up. Why, exactly? It doesn't matter if it was something big, or something that's irrelevant in the long run, he's beating himself up over it.]


Damnit... Am I going to be one of the Fail Five forever? Urgh...
[He grabs his stomach from stress.]

3. [This time, it's you who looks like you're in trouble! Be it a tough situation in a mecha battle, a personal crisis, or something small, Asagi's big brother instinct flares up and he rushes in.]


Hey! Are you okay?

Comments

[mistaken_for_monster]

Rhhhrwhhrrrrr?

[Interitus tilted its head at the sight of Asagi. Volya sighs and facepalms in despair.]

... I was just trying to help out a little and this big goof ended up grabbing a lot of things while I was out. But its not that bad... I mean I can get everything cleaned up and get that cow returned.

[Except he doesn't exactly think he can get all of that settled within a day. But it'd be done EVENTUALLY!]

You won't go insane if I do that right?

[cloningblues]

I'm not sure what's stranger. Your friend, or how he found a cow in a 100% urban area.

[Sidestep to avoid a glop of sap dripping from the ceiling.]

I hope no commanding officers will see this mess...

[mistaken_for_monster]

I... kinda stopped trying to figure out how he does it. Sometimes I just think things and he... yeah...

[Well at least he won't go nuts... Volya quickly snaps his head towards Interitus as it slowly got to its feet - realizing in a panic that the thought strayed.]

I DIDN'T MEAN GO GET NUTS! S- Sit down!

[It let out a confused noise as it did so.]

I just hope I can get through the day without him making more...

[cloningblues]

He's like a dog...

Do you have some kind of leash for him? Figuratively speaking? Something that'll stop him from making an even bigger mess?

[mistaken_for_monster]

I wish... that'd make my life easier... and I don't think he'd appreciate it if someone tried to make one for him either.

[cloningblues]

And making him help clean up this mess is out of question too?

[mistaken_for_monster]

Well its not but...

[Volya's going to look around a little nervously at the mess that was currently present.]

Do you think we should try?

[cloningblues]

I want to say "it can't get any worse", but...

[Quick look at the situation.]

It can. It always can. Let's just do this normally.