More MJP for SRWU!

[cloningblues]

1. [It's a calm, beautiful day. Asagi makes sure his bonsai trees are okay, stretches, and leaves his room. This music might as well be playing in the background. Everything is going alright! Maybe for once the day will be relaxing and not full of stress!

And then he steps right into some kind of pandemonium. The music reached the 2:38 part. Calm is replaced by shenanigans. And you're right in the middle of it.]


What is this...

2. [Asagi messed up. Why, exactly? It doesn't matter if it was something big, or something that's irrelevant in the long run, he's beating himself up over it.]


Damnit... Am I going to be one of the Fail Five forever? Urgh...
[He grabs his stomach from stress.]

3. [This time, it's you who looks like you're in trouble! Be it a tough situation in a mecha battle, a personal crisis, or something small, Asagi's big brother instinct flares up and he rushes in.]


Hey! Are you okay?

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[herodrawing]

Hey Asagi!

Let's go endurance training!

[Suddenly, Izuru in room. And his hands are full of climbing equipment. What.]

[cloningblues]

Where did that come from? We already have training scheduled for later.

Training that doesn't involve climbing.

[herodrawing]

There is this huge wall they've put on the main plaza, just yesterday. And you can climb it!

I already talked to others, it will be great for teamwork.

[cloningblues]

Do you even know how to use this stuff?

[herodrawing]

Learning is part of the challenge.

[cloningblues]

Do you want to break a bone that bad?

[herodrawing]

That's where the teamwork part comes in. You're supposed to stop each other from falling.

1/2

[cloningblues]

...I'll think about it.

[Asagi has a bad feeling already.]

There's one more thing though...

2/2

[cloningblues]

Why are you in my room!

[herodrawing]

Isn't this where I can usually find everyone hanging out?

[cloningblues]

Get out.

[He's right, though.]

[herodrawing]

I'm counting on you helping me climb Asagi.

[Off he goes.]

[cloningblues]

[Against his better judgement, Asagi participated in the group exercise later. They managed to stop Izuru from breaking anything.

But Asagi sprained an ankle.]

[herodrawing]

[Success!

Also, Tamaki, Kei and Ataru weren't there. Izuru talked to them, but he never mentioned they agreed to anything.]

[cloningblues]

1)

[mistaken_for_monster]

[Well how to explain the current situation... several carts and random objects are either stuck to the walls and ceiling or are otherwise hanging on them via some kind of sap-like substance, what looked to be groceries also seem to be flung all over the place... and somehow there's what looks to be a live cow calmly chewing cud while it was being held by the twenty five meter plant-beast that was treating it like a cat.]

Uuh...

[Volya held up his arms nervously and looked back at the scene behind him before looking at Asagi.]

I know this looks bad... but the good news is that I can explain.

[This was punctuated by a shopping cart dropping from the ceiling, causing him to jolt to the side in fright and a can slowly rolled by Volya's shoulder now that he was on the ground. Like any thirteen year old caught in some kind of horrific situation that they think they could get into trouble for, his voice sounded very terrified indeed.]

I... uh.. I... think I can explain...?

_{Please don't get mad...}

[cloningblues]

That's it. I knew it was about to happen sooner or later.

I've gone insane.

[mistaken_for_monster]

Rhhhrwhhrrrrr?

[Interitus tilted its head at the sight of Asagi. Volya sighs and facepalms in despair.]

... I was just trying to help out a little and this big goof ended up grabbing a lot of things while I was out. But its not that bad... I mean I can get everything cleaned up and get that cow returned.

[Except he doesn't exactly think he can get all of that settled within a day. But it'd be done EVENTUALLY!]

You won't go insane if I do that right?

[cloningblues]

I'm not sure what's stranger. Your friend, or how he found a cow in a 100% urban area.

[Sidestep to avoid a glop of sap dripping from the ceiling.]

I hope no commanding officers will see this mess...

[mistaken_for_monster]

I... kinda stopped trying to figure out how he does it. Sometimes I just think things and he... yeah...

[Well at least he won't go nuts... Volya quickly snaps his head towards Interitus as it slowly got to its feet - realizing in a panic that the thought strayed.]

I DIDN'T MEAN GO GET NUTS! S- Sit down!

[It let out a confused noise as it did so.]

I just hope I can get through the day without him making more...

[cloningblues]

He's like a dog...

Do you have some kind of leash for him? Figuratively speaking? Something that'll stop him from making an even bigger mess?

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[actuallyselfish]

"Yup." A wandering technician answers dryly, leaning against a wall and rolling her eyes.

"You have failed forever. You have failed so much, that there is no possible way you could ever get better, so you might as well just sit there and mope around like a soggy towel."

She blinks. "What was it you did again?"

might as well go with the canon example

[cloningblues]

Are you here to make fun of me?

You know what I'm talking about. This!

[Asagi swings his arm towards a nearby screen. It shows Blue-1, in the middle of a publicity stunt turned combat, trying to dock with its combat frame... And failing miserably.

This isn't just an inside recording. This was on the news.]

[mistaken_for_monster]

I wish... that'd make my life easier... and I don't think he'd appreciate it if someone tried to make one for him either.

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[sixteenthgun]

[Good thing you did, too. Cobray has gotten himself in a pinch from rushing out to meet the enemy in one of the Unity Group's Genoace units. He might not have had a choice, but it wasn't the best thing to do to begin with, as you can see.]

Yeah, thanks.

[He eyes the remaining enemies: a bunch of Megillots and Varuch Bens approaching in formation. His Genoace then narrowly avoids a projectile, and returns fire with the beam spray gun. But to no one's surprise...it doesn't do much at all.]

...This is going in their favor. We'll need a good plan soon.