More MJP for SRWU!

[cloningblues]

1. [It's a calm, beautiful day. Asagi makes sure his bonsai trees are okay, stretches, and leaves his room. This music might as well be playing in the background. Everything is going alright! Maybe for once the day will be relaxing and not full of stress!

And then he steps right into some kind of pandemonium. The music reached the 2:38 part. Calm is replaced by shenanigans. And you're right in the middle of it.]


What is this...

2. [Asagi messed up. Why, exactly? It doesn't matter if it was something big, or something that's irrelevant in the long run, he's beating himself up over it.]


Damnit... Am I going to be one of the Fail Five forever? Urgh...
[He grabs his stomach from stress.]

3. [This time, it's you who looks like you're in trouble! Be it a tough situation in a mecha battle, a personal crisis, or something small, Asagi's big brother instinct flares up and he rushes in.]


Hey! Are you okay?

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[herodrawing]

Hey Asagi!

Let's go endurance training!

[Suddenly, Izuru in room. And his hands are full of climbing equipment. What.]

[cloningblues]

Where did that come from? We already have training scheduled for later.

Training that doesn't involve climbing.

[herodrawing]

There is this huge wall they've put on the main plaza, just yesterday. And you can climb it!

I already talked to others, it will be great for teamwork.

[cloningblues]

Do you even know how to use this stuff?

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[mistaken_for_monster]

[Well how to explain the current situation... several carts and random objects are either stuck to the walls and ceiling or are otherwise hanging on them via some kind of sap-like substance, what looked to be groceries also seem to be flung all over the place... and somehow there's what looks to be a live cow calmly chewing cud while it was being held by the twenty five meter plant-beast that was treating it like a cat.]

Uuh...

[Volya held up his arms nervously and looked back at the scene behind him before looking at Asagi.]

I know this looks bad... but the good news is that I can explain.

[This was punctuated by a shopping cart dropping from the ceiling, causing him to jolt to the side in fright and a can slowly rolled by Volya's shoulder now that he was on the ground. Like any thirteen year old caught in some kind of horrific situation that they think they could get into trouble for, his voice sounded very terrified indeed.]

I... uh.. I... think I can explain...?

_{Please don't get mad...}

[cloningblues]

That's it. I knew it was about to happen sooner or later.

I've gone insane.

[mistaken_for_monster]

Rhhhrwhhrrrrr?

[Interitus tilted its head at the sight of Asagi. Volya sighs and facepalms in despair.]

... I was just trying to help out a little and this big goof ended up grabbing a lot of things while I was out. But its not that bad... I mean I can get everything cleaned up and get that cow returned.

[Except he doesn't exactly think he can get all of that settled within a day. But it'd be done EVENTUALLY!]

You won't go insane if I do that right?

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[actuallyselfish]

"Yup." A wandering technician answers dryly, leaning against a wall and rolling her eyes.

"You have failed forever. You have failed so much, that there is no possible way you could ever get better, so you might as well just sit there and mope around like a soggy towel."

She blinks. "What was it you did again?"

might as well go with the canon example

[cloningblues]

Are you here to make fun of me?

You know what I'm talking about. This!

[Asagi swings his arm towards a nearby screen. It shows Blue-1, in the middle of a publicity stunt turned combat, trying to dock with its combat frame... And failing miserably.

This isn't just an inside recording. This was on the news.]

Ah...that moment.

[actuallyselfish]

"...huh." Dido says after a moment. "That was you?"

She coughs diplomatically. "You know, all you had to do there was...well, not move out of the way."

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[sixteenthgun]

[Good thing you did, too. Cobray has gotten himself in a pinch from rushing out to meet the enemy in one of the Unity Group's Genoace units. He might not have had a choice, but it wasn't the best thing to do to begin with, as you can see.]

Yeah, thanks.

[He eyes the remaining enemies: a bunch of Megillots and Varuch Bens approaching in formation. His Genoace then narrowly avoids a projectile, and returns fire with the beam spray gun. But to no one's surprise...it doesn't do much at all.]

...This is going in their favor. We'll need a good plan soon.

[cloningblues]

[One of the Megillots is cut in two and explodes as Blue-1 charges in, cleaving it with its katana!]

Gh. There's a lot of them against just two of us...

You don't have a force field, do you? I'll act like a shield. Shoot them when they're distracted!

[sixteenthgun]

We'll have to manage. If we're taken down here, the mission's success will be at risk.

[Another Megillot closes in, and Cobray's Genoace retaliates - drawing the Heat Stick in its shield to disable the enemy! It doesn't do much damage, but it's good enough.]

Understood. I'll provide support.

[Asagi's got a sound plan. Now, Cobray will try to keep pace. Do your thing.]

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[streamedastar]

[pats dis fellow blue hair on the shoulder]

Come on I'm sure it can't be that bad.
...Right?

[cloningblues]

It can.

Another utter failure for the very long list.

[streamedastar]

If you keep up that attitude it will be.

I mean, what could have happened to bring you down so hard?

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[kill_all_vagans]

[It's indeed a bit of a hectic fight... enough of one that AGE-1 Sparrow's taken some damage to its legs and its knife is starting to lose its edge.]

Only for the next few moments!

[A Galfran swoops in, continuing to focus on AGE-1's legs to cripple its mobility. Flit returns fire with Sparrow's knee cannons and blows it apart, but the damage is done and here's a molten bit of metal where its shin ought to have been.]

... Too far away from the ship... you're familiar with mid-battle docking, right?

[Yeah, Flit's seen that video. But experience with failing's better than no experience at all.]

[cloningblues]

Urgh... You could say that, yeah.

[Bad memories resurfacing. Ulcer starts acting up.]

What's your plan?

[kill_all_vagans]

Just try to cover for me.

[And coming in fast -but not as fast as Asagi's own when it was his turn- is a the transport craft toting the parts for AGE-1's normal mode!]

Once I dock, I'm not going to be able to do anything until the transfer's complete!

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[prismphantom]

[And said crisis is in the kitchen, where a fire is blazing on top of the stove. The only other person in the kitchen though... a small little robot trying and failing miserably to lift up the fire extinguisher with its tiny little manipulator arm.]

This is wrong! Everything was in the wrong place... it's that bird's fault I know it! Help... anyone heeeeeelp!

[cloningblues]

What the...

[Asagi grabs the fire extinguisher and starts to work on the fire frantically!]

How did this happen? How can a small robot and a bird start a kitchen fire?!

[prismphantom]

It wasn't me! It wasn't me at all!

[Fortunately the fire's soon under control, and Elma's going to wipe his little robot brow of his nonexistent robot sweat.]

I'd been planning on making breakfast in bed for Selena, and everything started out alright... but all the materials were in the wrong place! And I'm sure that Chika put it all there just to make me look like a fool!

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[gentlecode_scholar]

[Have a metallic slap in the back accompanied by a loud, cheery rumbling]

Don't let your repeated defeats get you down, old chum!

Why, the occasional savage beating is part of being a hero!

[cloningblues]

[Asagi didn't expect a robo-slap, stumbles for a second.]

Unfortunately, I'm not a hero.

[gentlecode_scholar]

Pah! What kind of an attitude is that for a go-getter little monkey like yourself? Do you not fight for justice and the wellbeing of your compatriots and all that? Come on, no more moping, up and at 'em!