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[spitefulvitae]

[Phone]

[The voice on the phone is giddy, a few steps away from outright hysterical.]

Well. Well! This is interesting. Very interesting. Certainly not where I settled myself down to bed yesterday. No no no. And it's such a sunny day, ahahahah, I haven't seen one of THOSE in...

[She breathes in, then lets out a musical sigh.]

...so am I alone, being so surprised at what a nice day it is? Yes? No? Are there any kindred spirits out there? Any of you? Aaaaanyone?

Don't be shy!

[Action - Around Town]

[How did she end up as part of the Mayfield Ladies' Club? The note in her mailbox was far too pink and sweet for her tastes, and really, no club involving that much neighborly comfort and concern was anything that Natalie ought to have been involved with. But it's important to play along with this poppycock, so here she is, at your door with a pie and a trying-too-hard smile.]

Hello, neighbor! Are you not well? Do you want to chat?

[That smile has too many teeth. Her eyes are a bit too wide. But the pie smells nice.]

anemoi :3

[beingmegucaissuffering]

-1-


I have a hypothetical question for or other residents, particularly those who are human. Human psychology has become something of interest for me lately, so please be honest in your answer.

If you could have any wish granted, how much would you be willing to give in return?


-2-


[Either you or someone you know has formed a contract with Kyuubey! Maybe it's going great. Maybe it's an endless parade of horror. Who knows, really, I'll let you sort out the details.]

[Whatever the situation, there's somebody at your window.]

Are you free at the moment?


-3-


[Well, that could have gone better. You became a magical girl, found out it was a bit more than you had bargained for, and ultimately died under confusing circumstances.]

[Fortunately, you revived as a non-magical human, so the status quo is restored. A few days later, look who's getting in touch again?]

I'd like to offer my congratulations on a remarkably successful contract! I was expecting impressive results from someone of your potential, but you exceeded my expectations by far.

If you ever want to lend your power to the world again, I'd be more than willing to form a second contract.