Game: Imperial Saga, Canon: Black Rock Shooter

[blackrockdreamer]

1.

Hmm, I know these are supposed to be for important things but... I'm really curious! Does anyone else here like the book, Tiny Bird and the Colors? [Mato holds up her copy of the popular children's book] Or did, I guess... since most of you are adults? Ahahah... I guess this was a silly question after all...

2.

Has anyone else been having weird dreams? A land of blue... and a girl, always fighting... Maybe it's just a dream, but it seems so vivid...

3.

[The crystal world. A strange, surreal setting. And over there stands a strange, surreal hooded figure, with one eye that glows with blue flame as she looks down at you. She appears to have a very large cannon of some sort and no trouble lifting it despite her petite body. What do you do?]

For Last Free City

[magic_world_theory]

-1-


Attention, alleged magic users!

[Yumemi waves a glittering golden treasure at the camera.]

I have here exactly one authentic jeweled chalice. As simple baubles are of no interest to me, I propose a deal!

This chalice will go to the first person who can conclusively prove to me that magic exists.


-2-


[Some time ago, Yumemi harassed you into demonstrating some awesome ability or technique of yours for her at great, exasperating length. And now, in the latest Qin/Fae attack, here she is, using some new trick that looks suspiciously similar to the thing she was taking all those readings on!]

HAH! Once again, hard work and rational thinking have won the day!

Now, simple-minded invaders, surrender to me your secrets or face my wrath!


-3-


[At one of those post-victory revelries that Thor is so proud of! Yumemi doesn't seem to be very revelrous, though. She is off in a remote corner of the party, looking grumpy, holding a flagon of something that may or may not be alcoholic, and muttering to herself.]

Fight Qin. Faff around. Fight Fae. Faff around. Fight Qin. Faff around. What's the point? We're just going in circles. Nobody can beat anyone else. Eternal stalemate.
ARGH! At least in grad school, I had a destination!

For imperial_saga?

[forceofnature]

1.
[Is that a meteor falling from the sky? ...No not important is that a gigantic human being thousands of feet tall floating in the air? Every crystal in the world switches on simultaneously as the goddess of nature makes her presence known.]

Human scum!

You have ten seconds to convince me why I shouldn't completely destroy your filthy little civilization! For countless years, you've inflicted untold pain and suffering to everything around you - even to each other! War after war after war after stupid war! I'm sick of it! The Crystal King, Palutena... even the King of Hell! They're all way too soft on you!

Oh -- beastmen, you're good. When the world's returned to its natural state, I'll be looking for people who know how to respect the world around them.


2. [Viridi doesn't look terribly happy there.]

H-How dare you speak to a goddess that way! I've existed for thousands of years, and I've never been so insulted! I do not look eight years old! I... I just take good care of my skin.



3. [Well, her image has appeared in your crystal enough times, but this is the first time you've seen her up close and personal.  Viridi's set a date with you in the Crystal World.]

What?  Overwhelmed by my beauty?  Myyyyy ~cuteness~?  I know it's a lot to take in, but go on, take some time to adjust.  Bow at my feet, prostrate yourself, make some burnt offerings...  Do they still do burnt offerings?  Yeah, yeah, goddess of nature, but the strip steak was always just divine.

[Actually she's a little underwhelming.]