Mar. 12th, 2014

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[Walking past the offices late at night, you may see a light on. If you follow it, you are treated to a rather amusing sight. It seems that Kagura is filling up paperwork, as it's required of an officer of her ranking. Being an eight foot combat robot, however, the pen looks positively ridiculous in her hand, as if she was trying to write with a tiny toothpick - as does her hunched posture to try to write on the too small for her desk. A closer look reveals a pile of broken pens at the feet of the desk, so perhaps she's having as much trouble as it seems.

Then suddenly she gets up and kicks the solid oak table clean across the room in frustration, then stands there. Even with her lack of face, it's pretty obvious that the robot officer is pretty fed up with whatever bureaucracy she's having to fill out. Also that she hasn't seen you yet, since she tries to not have these outbursts where people can see her.

Want to cheer her up, give her a hand, laugh at her?]

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[You made a remark on something being cute. Perhaps it was a performance, another teammate, an idol, or even clothing. Whatever it was, the synthesized voice of Kagura pops up]

AND THAT IS GOOD, IS IT. THINGS LIKE CUTE, OR BEAUTIFUL, ARE JUST WHAT PEOPLE CALL THINGS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY ACTUAL, USEFUL QUALITIES.

[Man, Kagura, you are such a downer.]

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[Fight time!

The fight against mutual enemies has been pretty tough, and you've been about holding out for most of it. Things are starting to turn around, though - it looks like we are regaining the upper hand at last and have some more room to breathe! Surely now it's time for an heroic charge to finish this! What does Kagura say?]

BEGIN AN ORDERLY RETREAT. I REPEAT, WE ARE RETREATING.

[Wait what?]
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[You were looking so forwards to your lunch, so it's something of a disappointment to find out that your lunch has gone missing from the countertop you had it on just a minute ago.

That window wasn't open a minute ago, was it? Even if it was, it DEFINITELY didn't have a monferno tail hanging down from above it.]

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[The other day, you got in a fight with Wukong. Not like an argument, a proper fight with punching and hurting. Whatever the cause of it, he seems to have gotten over it, and is all smiles once more.]

Hey you were pretty strong! I think we could be friends! What was that move where you were like:

[Elaborate fighting gestures and noises.]

It was crazy and I want to learn how to do it!

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[The last hour or two has been spent trying to teach Wukong manners for some important purpose. Possibly to avoid a diplomatic incident, possibly because he asked for help. Either way...
Bless him, he's trying, but this isn't an experience that either of you are enjoying. Eventually he flops on his back and grabs his head in frustration.]

Everything was so much simpler in the jungle! Why you gotta make everything so complicated?