For somewhere

[rejoicify]

Aaaaaah.....

Aa....aa-aa-aa-aa-aaaaaaa--aaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaa-aaaaa.....

Aaaaaaaa....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ~LAAAAAAAAAAA~

[A glass-shattering, though perfectly pitched note assails the eardrums of all within range as a large... mechanical sphere of some sort carrying a lovely fairy princess descends from the skies. For some reason, it's spewing bubbles in every direction.]

My dear friends!

Don't be afraid! I come with tidings of gladness and good news! Your time of suffering is over! Gone with! Totally and completely... completified!

Now, I know coming to this... horrid place must come as a real shock to some of you, but don't you worry about a thing. Glinda the Good's here now, and she's going to make things all better for you poor deprived, ah, let's just say non-Oz-folk. Really, this world has no sense of fashion, you poor things. Now. Let's see what we can do here now that I've descended from the skies to grace you with my lovely presence.

[A pause.]

....I said, now that I've descended from the heavens to grace you with my lovely presence.

[The sphere abruptly plummets ten feet closer to the earth.]

Oh; dear Oz.  Ahem. That's better. Let's have a closer look... Ah, yes, I can see it on your faces perfectly. It's good to see me, isn't it? I know, I know, it's been a rough time, but those days are behind you now.  I promise.  For you see...

[A swish of the wand as she twirls about and clears her throat.]

As long as you... belieeeeeeeeeeve~
There's no telling what you caaaaan achiiiiiiiiieve
Grasp your wildest hopes and dreams, im-
possibly as it seems, sim-
ply wish upon a star and then you'll seeeeeeeeee
Our dreams can beeeeeeeee
A re-a-li-tyyyyyyyyy
For you and.......

~MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~