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mini_meatbun[1: Eye of the Monkey]
[There's a bitty monkey running through town with a (sadly, not size-changing) staff, making poses out of one of those bad kung fu movies and swinging it around. He's seen a few people use these things before and he wants to be just like them because he thinks they are the awesomest things to ever awesome ever.
For a normal kid this would be harmless fun with only a few people being whacked by accident.
Yeeeeah, this is Goku. He has super strength. And though he doesn't mean it he's making cracks in walls when he hits things and shouting 'Sorry Mister!' when people come out to yell at him and then running off isn't going to help matters.]
[2: The Overused Meme]
[Since arriving in Midgard there have been a few missions up on the space station Valhalla. For one reason or another Goku winds up left behind. He has since discovered books about space and it's the latest thing he's latched on to.
Naturally when he discovers there's another mission to Valhalla coming up, he hunts down the first person he knows going on it, blocks their way, gives them the saddest puppy eyes he can manage (Nataku taught him well), and says:]
Can I go to space with you guys? Pleeeeeeeeease? I wanna go to spaaaaace!
[3: Inevitable Food Fight. As In Fighting Over Food]
[So you were at a feast just enjoying a good meal when you try to grab a meatbun.
It doesn't move. There is a child who has latched onto the meatbun and is intent on eating it. He looks like he will fight you for it despite it being part of a pile easily taller than him.
WHAT DO YOU DO?]
