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Villain app for anemoi
Jun. 14th, 2012 12:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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[You are in a blank room. Four walls, a ceiling, and a floor. Pretty simple, except for the lines of dots leading to giant buttons and to a round door. A glass tube overhead has just dropped a rather stylised-looking box onto the floor. You have an odd, gun-looking thing in your hand. A disembodied female voice addresses you.]
WElcome to the ApERture ScIEnce Enrichment CENtre. The devICe you are HOlding is the ApERture ScIEnce HAndheld Portal DevICe. Do not lOSe, dAMage, or othERwise altER the ApERture ScIEnce HAndheld Portal DevICE. SubstANtial FInes, loss of LIfe or destrUCtion of reALity as WE know it mAY occUR... AND we dON't want that, dO We? Now. Let us beGIn tESting. Fire a pORtal at the WAll in front of YOu. I'll WAit.
[Well, the voice certainly sounds reassuringly calm... if a bit computerised.]
[What do?]
2
[Since this is Sirocco it's really only a matter of time before the phone network is hacked. And hacked it is. Everyone's screen is suddenly dominated by a... logo? It looks like an old-fashioned camera shutter accompanied by the words APERTURE LABORATORIES. It's accompanied by a voice-over, feminine and computerised sounding, as though they had a woman read a script and then auto-tuned the hell out of it just because they could.]
Good EVening, PEople of SIrocco. ApERture ScIEnce has an offer fOR you, because we ALl know how much hUMans lOVe hEAvily advertised cONcepts. StOP in to the ApERture ScIENce complex to-day and complETe testing for a chANce to earn ten ANemoi for the fIRst battery, twENty for the second, and et cETera.
[Whether the anemoi is a lie or not has yet to be found out.]
3
[Awgawd. The cubes. The buttons. The childlike bullet-spewing death-machines. You drag yourself into the next room to find... a table. With a cake on it. And nothing else.]
[You are in a blank room. Four walls, a ceiling, and a floor. Pretty simple, except for the lines of dots leading to giant buttons and to a round door. A glass tube overhead has just dropped a rather stylised-looking box onto the floor. You have an odd, gun-looking thing in your hand. A disembodied female voice addresses you.]
WElcome to the ApERture ScIEnce Enrichment CENtre. The devICe you are HOlding is the ApERture ScIEnce HAndheld Portal DevICe. Do not lOSe, dAMage, or othERwise altER the ApERture ScIEnce HAndheld Portal DevICE. SubstANtial FInes, loss of LIfe or destrUCtion of reALity as WE know it mAY occUR... AND we dON't want that, dO We? Now. Let us beGIn tESting. Fire a pORtal at the WAll in front of YOu. I'll WAit.
[Well, the voice certainly sounds reassuringly calm... if a bit computerised.]
[What do?]
2
[Since this is Sirocco it's really only a matter of time before the phone network is hacked. And hacked it is. Everyone's screen is suddenly dominated by a... logo? It looks like an old-fashioned camera shutter accompanied by the words APERTURE LABORATORIES. It's accompanied by a voice-over, feminine and computerised sounding, as though they had a woman read a script and then auto-tuned the hell out of it just because they could.]
Good EVening, PEople of SIrocco. ApERture ScIEnce has an offer fOR you, because we ALl know how much hUMans lOVe hEAvily advertised cONcepts. StOP in to the ApERture ScIENce complex to-day and complETe testing for a chANce to earn ten ANemoi for the fIRst battery, twENty for the second, and et cETera.
[Whether the anemoi is a lie or not has yet to be found out.]
3
[Awgawd. The cubes. The buttons. The childlike bullet-spewing death-machines. You drag yourself into the next room to find... a table. With a cake on it. And nothing else.]
