OH DEAR GOD WHY,

[begin_the_derpfestation]

[1]

[It's a starry night and the moon is full. You see a shooting star in the distance. Well... not the distance. It's getting closer, in fact it just crashed close by.]

-Ghhhllrlrhkkkhkkk-

[An odd noise rings out from the crater... as a skittering rings in the air. A pair of bulbous and almost useless looking claws scratch against the mouth of the crater as something large pulls itself out and-]

Tbbbtttttttthhhhhhhhttt.....



[.... IT BEGINS.]


[2]

[You're in the kitchen when you notice something peculiar. One of the cooks has a tentacle stuck to his head. One that was leading to the new and paricularly strange addition present. Now one should get angry or horrified by this scene. Then one notices the pleasant buttery smell of pancakes and the hilariously adorable smiley face breakfast laid out on the table.]

-Ghhlrrrrwwwwrrrr?-

[3]

[Maybe something bad happened. Maybe you've just had a rough day. Then a repeated thumping rings out from the stairs as Derpfestor rolls down them and lands upside down - tongue still sticking out as he rolls back and forth in an attempt to right himself. He gives you a confused look as if asking you why everything is upside down and why isn't he going anywhere as his many legs kick uselessly around.]

-Bllrrrrwhrrrrr?-

The Muramasa Train Has No Brakes

[way_of_vengeance]

[1]-Hijinx and whatnot
[New person! It's a GHQ representative, accompanied by her maid.]
Pleased to meet you. I'm here to investigate the recent...Happenings.

[2]
[So you're with Kanae, chilling on a beach mostly alone. She's got her normal clothes, a fancy hat, all that sort of stuff. It's a calm setting, with the wind and the waves...and, out of the blue, she asks you a question.]

...Do you enjoy killing people?

[3]

[It's you and Kanae versus whatever your canon's bad guys are.]

...Who are these people again?