General Testrun for fun

[onionventure]

1)
[The sound of roaring, rushing water fills the air. Before you within the verdant greenery lies a rocky path as well as a very violent river. Not only that of course but a very steep drop as well not too far away. However that is probably not what would be drawing your attention. Rather what happens to be sitting on a rock not too far from the river would be a far more curious sight.]

Hmmm...... hmmmm.... hmm....

[There upon a moss covered stone was a rather rotund figure. Whether the man was actually rather weighty or it was merely the shape of his armor it was hard to tell, but whatever the case he still resembles... an onion. The man was some kind of onion knight. A large two handed sword lay next to him as well as a small, spiked shield as he stared at the rapids, apparently lost in thought.]

2)
[Whether it be deep in some wild, overgrown jungle, a horrifically poisonous swamp, a constantly burning wasteland or some other forsaken deathscape you come across Siegmeyer. He doesn't seem to notice you. In fact he doesn't seem to notice anything around him really. Not the temperature, nor the beasts that roam the area nor whatever else would torment anyone here. You wonder how he is able to take such horrific climes and just not budge an inch. Moving closer however you discover something even more shocking.]



Zzzzzzz.... zzz....

[Siegmeyer was asleep. Somehow despite every horrific thing about the area he somehow managed to fall asleep whilst standing upright in the very middle of a danger ridden landscape without even drawing attention of the locals to himself!]

3)
[There was a battle. Emphasis on was as it was winding down. You may wonder why.]



RAAAAAAAAAAH! FALL TO ME YOU FIENDS!!

I AM SIEGMEYER OF CATARINA! AND YOU SHALL TASTE OF MY STEEL!

[While it wasn't all thanks to Siegmeyer, his enthusiasm and drive definitely counted for quite a bit in seeing off quite a number of the attackers. A large number of them believed him to be a fool given the comical appearance of his armor and found quite a large amount of their blood slowly trailing down the rounded curves of the armor with every swing of his mighty blade. The last of which he was chasing off before he slowed down to a halt, panting tiredly as he slammed his blade into the ground.]



Quite the battle.... quite the battle indeed.

[He lets out a heavy exhale as he leans against his blade.]

I am... quite exhausted. A bit too plump to give chase like I used to.