Jul. 8th, 2013

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[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]

Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?

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[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]

Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]

Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?

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[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]

Maybe you should consider a new career choice.

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[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!

What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]